Yoda Pick-Up Lines

1. Size matters not.
2. I sense much fear in you. But relax, only West End it is.
3. Nice, your shoes. Screw, let us.
4. Want pizza and sex, you do?
5. What, pizza, you like not?
6. Have you some Jedi in you? Like some in you, would you?
7. When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
8. Make you horny, my ears do.
9. There is no try, there is only do me.
10. Your father a farmer, hmmm? Nice melons, you have.

 And to go with those, I thought I would add the Top 5 Things Yoda Said That Got Him Slapped.

1. Fishy, I smell… douching you should!
2. If a beautiful body I said, holding it against me would you, hmmm?
3. A nice dress, yes, on my floor better it would look!
4. Not going to suck itself, my dick is…
5. Do not underestimate the power of the dark side, once black they go, never coming back are they.

Yoda is a sheep fucker

Leave a Reply