It just doesn’t get any better than that. This guy has always been one of the creepiest looking fuckers I’ve ever seen, and then he goes and makes himself even creepier by molesting a couple 13 year old girls. Imagine this big, sweaty, cross-eyed fucker coming at you with a boner. Those kids are going to be permanently scarred.

Don Vito has been found guilty of two counts of sexual assault on a child. He was acquitted on one count.

Vito, real name Vincent Margera, who is Bam Margera’s outrageous uncle on MTV’s “Viva La Bam,” was accused of fondling three girls during a public appearance at a mall in a Denver suburb. The victims of the sexual assault were 12 and 13. After the verdict was read, Don collapsed to the floor and yelled, “Just kill me now!” Deputies restrained him — and took his ass off to jail.

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