Penis Snatchings

Africa sounds like a great place to live. It’s no wonder they are killing themselves off with AIDS over there. They sound like a bunch of mental midgets. What the hell are you going to do with a severed penis? Put it in a stew? Eat it on a hot dog bun? Sick fucks.

Here’s a representation of what the severed penises might look like.

Severed Penis

KINSHASA, April 22 – Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

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