Two shop-owners were today fined for selling chocolate cake - which had been sprinkled with human faeces.

A horrified customer ate the foul-smelling gateaux but noticed that it didn’t taste or smell “quite right” and handed the cake to public health scientists.

The analysts soon established that the sweet treat was covered in faeces and legal proceedings against the shop owners were started.

Shop owners Saeed Hasmi, 25, and Jan Yadgari, 23, were fined £1,500 for selling food unfit for human consumption.

Look at their names…. what a surprise. Sounds like a couple of muslim scumbags to me. Hopefully they give them a decent punishment….maybe make them eat some of their own shit-covered cake. I will actually volunteer to stand over top of them and shit in their mouths. I’ve been having some absolutely amazing explosive diarrhea lately. The smell of it even chokes me up. Normally I enjoy my own brand.

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