The 20 Worst Names Ever

Some people’s parents must have really hated their children. Or maybe they were just trying to make their kids grow up strong like Johnny Cash talks about his song “A Boy Named Sue.” Either way, these are some fucking horrible names.

Chew Kok. I believe he does.

Mahboobeh. Ya, what about it?

Jed I Knight. Let the daily beatings begin!

Gaye Males. I wonder if he is a flamer?

Judy Graham Swallows. I think she should have just stuck with Graham.

Charley Willard Horse Dick. Seriously? Horse Dick?

Robert Fagot. Never married. No surprise there.

Mister Love. Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Natalia Vagina.

Mike Litoris. Sounds to me like someone used a fake name for his interview.

Rusty Kuntz.

Oliver Loser. Doesn’t exactly sound like a winner.

Jack Goff.

Dumas and MacPhail. Doesn’t inspire too much confidence.

Willie Stroker. I am going to guess yes. he will.

B.J. Cobbledick. I bet she does.

Anass Afadass. An ass. A fat ass.

Anass Rhammar. An ass rammer.

Jesus Condom. What the hell were they thinking?

Batman Bin Suparman. I am thinking this is probably a fake ID gone wrong.

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