Tips On Being A Better Bulimic

Are you currently suffering from bulimia-nervosa? Do you stick your fingers down your throat after every meal? If so, learn how to be a better bulimic with these helpful tips.

Check out the full list here.

Some highlights include:

  • When purging, grasp your Adam’s apple in a choking fashion and lift it up. This should reduce the depth that you have to insert your fingers when purging.

  • If you ever get caught, say you have a pain in your stomach and it’s bothering you intensely. Immediately after wards ask whoever caught you to lend/give you some pain killers to impress the idea that you are telling the truth.

  • Purchase some mouthwash to rinse away the acid.

  • It only takes about ten minutes for food to digest so don’t wait too long.

  • You can wear gum shields or fake vampire fangs to protect your teeth from acid erosion.

For some reason I don’t think you’ll see these tips on any public service announcements any time soon.

Enjoy your vomiting!


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