Are you currently suffering from bulimia-nervosa? Do you stick your fingers down your throat after every meal? If so, learn how to be a better bulimic with these helpful tips.
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Some highlights include:
When purging, grasp your Adam’s apple in a choking fashion and lift it up. This should reduce the depth that you have to insert your fingers when purging.
If you ever get caught, say you have a pain in your stomach and it’s bothering you intensely. Immediately after wards ask whoever caught you to lend/give you some pain killers to impress the idea that you are telling the truth.
Purchase some mouthwash to rinse away the acid.
It only takes about ten minutes for food to digest so don’t wait too long.
You can wear gum shields or fake vampire fangs to protect your teeth from acid erosion.
For some reason I don’t think you’ll see these tips on any public service announcements any time soon.
Enjoy your vomiting!