Feast your eyes on the TwoDaLoo….a toilet billed as being able to “Save Rocky Marriages and the Planet”.

Sorry, but how the hell does taking a shit beside your wife make your marriage better? My shits are disgustingly nasty and almost choke me out at times. I can just imagine subjecting someone else to them.

They also claim it is supposed to save the environment since you both flush at the same time, saving water. So let me get this straight, uses half the amount of water to flush down two nasty shits? I usually take 3 flushes just to get down one of my dumps.

The real kicker is you can also order it with an IPOD dock and a LCD tv. So taking a shit with your wife is now a social gathering? I’ll pass on this one.

IF you want to start sharing your shits with your wife, you can order one here for the low, low price of $1400.