Now here’s a neat little bike that would be great for driving around town. It’s been dubbed the BitchCruiser. It’s a fully functional bike with a naked female for the frame.

When seated on it you are in the perfect position for some doggy-style action. Too bad it doesn’t have a working pussy. You could get laid and do some biking at the same time.

If they do another revision of this, I think they should somehow incorporate a Fleshlight into the design, that way it would be fully functional.

Apparently they are selling this on Ebay for a few grand.

Check out more pics of the BitchCruiser here.