Man With No Brain (Literally) Busted In Prostitution Sting

Check out the melon on this poor fucker.

Apparently he was busted in a prostitution sting by an undercover officer after he tried to solicit her for sex (allegedly). The guy’s obviously had a hard life, you’d think they’d let the poor fucker try to get himself a piece of ass without throwing him in jail. By the looks of that skull, he’s doing good just to keep walking around everyday. Fucking bastard cops. No sympathy for half-head.

Check out the original article here, to view the police report. Apparently they described him as having “half a head.”

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

This has to be the best news article I have ever read. Please take a look below and I am sure you will agree.

11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams–who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn–showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams–who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated–nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

See the original post at The Smoking Gun.

Hacked Webcam Videos

Here’s a crazy site I found. It’s called Webcam Hackers. Basically these are all stolen feeds taken from hacked webcams. What some of these sluts do for their boyfriends on cam makes my penis rock hard. They also include cam feeds stolen by angry ex-boyfriends, and live sex shows that have been hacked so you can view them for free.

Here’s a sample video of some slut that got her webcam hacked.

This sweet slut masturbates 3 times a time! She’s a totally nasty nympho. I have find this bitch and get her to fuck me! I’m sure she would…….
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Anna Nicole Deathbed Photo

Here’s a blast from the past. Allegedly this is a photo of Anna Nicole Smith just after she died. Supposedly this is what someone looks like when they overdose on drugs. Not sure what she was eating prior to her death, but it does look tasty.
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Here’s a bonus photo. Allegedly her mother took this photo with her cell phone while she was in a body bag, then she sold it to some tabloid for big bucks. Stay classy.

Tiger Shark Spits Up Human Body Parts

The body of a sailor who disappeared off Jaws Beach – on an island where one of the “Jaws” movies was filmed – has been found inside the stomach of a tiger shark.

Police in the Bahamas used fingerprints to identify Judson Newton, although they are still waiting for DNA test results.

It is unclear if the 43-year-old Mr Newton was alive when he was eaten.

Mr Newton went on a boating trip with friends off Jaws Beach, where Jaws: The Revenge was filmed, on August 29.

The group, who were fishing off New Providence Island, encountered engine trouble and called for help.

Rescuers found three men aboard who said that Mr Newton and a friend jumped into the water to try to swim back to shore. Officials launched a search for them, but neither was found.

On September 4, a local investment banker caught the 12-foot tiger shark while on a deep-sea fishing trip and he said a left leg popped out of its mouth as they hauled it in.

When officers cut the shark open, they found the right leg, two severed arms and a severed torso.

One of Newton’s friends, Samuel Woodside, 37, said that he was surprised when he heard police say Mr Newton probably drowned.

“To me, he was always a strong swimmer,” Mr Woodside said. “I don’t know what happened.”

Mr Woodside said he and Mr Newton were childhood friends and would go fishing almost every weekend when Mr Newton wasn’t working as a sailor on cargo boats or as a chef at local restaurants.

“He was a sailor, you see,” he said. “Anywhere where he could get a fishing line, he would go there.”

The beach near where Mr Newton was last seen is located on the small island where the 1987 Jaws film was partially filmed.

4 Year Old Catches STD From Used Condom In Hotel Room

ATLANTA – A 4-year-old child may now have a sexually transmitted disease because of a used condom he found in an Atlanta hotel room. Carmen Jones said she is hurting inside not knowing what sexually transmitted diseases her grandson may now have. “The doctors at Scottish Rite said, if it was some sort of herpes it would last seven to 10 days, and sure enough about 10 days he started getting better, but then the blisters reappeared,” said Jones. Jones said she, her grandson and other family members stayed at the Wyndham Garden Hotel in downtown Atlanta on July 31.”

FUCKING GROSS!!!!!

Photo Of Man With Full Face Transplant

This article is claiming that this person is the first one to have undergone a full face transplant, but I remember posting this article quite a while back. Not sure who really was the first, but anyway, here is the story, along with the horrific photo. Personally, I’d rather be dead.

MADRID — A Spanish man who underwent the world’s first full face transplant appeared before TV cameras Monday for the first time since his surgery, thanking his doctors and the family of the donor. Identified only as Oscar, the 31-year-old spoke with considerable difficulty at a news conference at Vall d’Hebron hospital, where he was operated on in late March.

During the 24-hour surgery, doctors lifted an entire face, including jaw, nose, cheekbones, muscles, teeth and eyelids, and placed it masklike onto the man. He has been described as a farmer who was unable to breathe or eat on his own after accidentally shooting himself in the face five years ago. The head of the surgical team, Dr. Joan Pere Barret, said Monday the man will need between a year and 18 months of physical therapy and is expected to regain up to 90 percent of his facial functions.

The news conference was called because the man was being released from the hospital and sent home. He is now able to drink liquids and eat soft foods, and has been able to speak for the past two months, the hospital said in a statement. The patient also has regained feeling in most of his face and is partly recovering movement of his muscles. One good sign was that a week after the operation, he had to be shaved because of beard growth.

But he also suffered acute rejection twice — once four weeks after the surgery and again between the second and third months. Both times, the new face was saved with medication, the statement said.

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