Jared RIP

I was shocked to read a post on a forum that I frequent that Jared, the dorkfrom all those Subway commercials, had died due to complications from gastric bypass surgery. I wasn’t shocked because I gave a shit about him or felt bad, I just thought it was rather ironic that he had died after spouting all that crap about eating healthy for so long. That would have been the ultimate slap in the face to Subway.

Fat Ass Jared

Well after further investigation, it turns out it was all a hoax. The site is pretty well done though. Pass this one along to your friends and see if you can fool them.

Check it out at:


Leave a Reply