Why couldn’t I get lucky when I was a kid and get “molested” by one of these hot mommas?

I don’t care what anyone says, if you are a straight male you wouldn’t mind any of these fine ladies having a go at you when you were underage. As long as you were old enough to get it up and not a blood relative.

Some examples:

Heather Shelton
Age at time of offense: 22
Location: Buncombe, NC

Occupation: Teacher’s Assistant

Lover: 18-year-old student

Crime: In North Carolina it is a felony for any teacher to have sex with a student regardless of the age of the student.

Sentence: Fired from her job

Debra Lafave
Age at time of offense: 25
Location: Tampa, FL

Occupation: Middle School Teacher

Lover: 14 year-old male student

Crime: Numerous sexual encounters with a teen in her classroom, her home and her SUV. Charged with 4 felony counts of lewd and lascivious battery and one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition.

Sentence: 3 years house arrest, 7 years probation and lifetime registration as a sex offender who cannot work near children

Odd Fact: Nick Carter claims to have lost his virginity to Ms. Lafave

Pamela Rogers Turner
Age at time of offense: 27
Location: McMinniville, TN

Occupation: Elementary School Teacher, Physical Education and Basketball Coach

Lover: 13 year-old male student

Crime: Having vaginal and oral sex with a minor on more than a dozen occasions at school, her home and the teens’ home. She was later arrested for sending nude photos, sex videos and text messages to a minor and continuing communications with the boy through blogs and a website after her original arrest. She was ultimately charged with 4 counts of sexual battery by an authority figure and violation of probation

Sentence: 270 days in prison, an 8-year suspended sentence, 7 years 3 months probation, register as a sex offender and surrender her teaching certificate for life.

I bet the kids these ladies “molested” were angry as fuck when their incidents got brought out into the public. They had some nice ass on tap and everyone had to go and blow it for them.

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