The first part that baffled me about this video is that it is actually a woman. The second part is that I was unable to understand a single word “it” said. Imagine the poor court reporter trying to type down that thing’s testimony.

Court Reporter: “Would you please raise your right hand.” 

The Thing: “Aheba, hobo, heba, hoba, hee, ho. Mumble.”

Court Reporter:“What the fuck did you just say?”

Seriously, I think this thing might actually be the missing link. Watch the video below.