Apparently Connie Culp had her husband try to shoot her face off with a shotgun. As you can see here, he did a fairly good job, but didn’t quite finish her.

For reference, here’s what she looked like before. Hey, I’d take a big run at that with my cock out.

Now this is what she looks like after the miracle of plastic surgery.

Would you hit that shit? I would. Her face looks all comfy and soft like a nice afghan or heated blanket. Imagine getting head from her? Good lord. I need to go relieve myself. Here’s a couple more pics from her press conference.

 And finally, here she is speaking in public for the first time.