I thought my yellow-tinged skin from my failing liver (I am a raging alcoholic) made me look like a freak, but that is before I set my eyes on this poor dude whose skin has turned blue!

Real Life Papa Smurf

Apparently he was trying to treat an ailment using an alternative therapy method that involved ingesting colloidal silver. The end result was a condition called argyria, or silver poisoning, that has turned his entire body blue.

Of course, he had to be a creep and grow the white Papa Smurf beard. That’s not helping anything, buddy.

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