I’m not sure who started this trend, or to be honest, what it even is. It appears to me that many young men in New Jersey think that by applying a liberal amount of that automatic tan-in-a-bottle lotion, it makes them look more appealing to the opposite sex. They also do something to their hair that involves lots of grease. Where I come from, they used to call people like this “Guidos”.

Here’s a pic in case you have no idea what I am talking about:

No, I swear they aren’t dressed up for Halloween as human pumpkins, they just think that looks cool.

Check out some of the worst offenders here.