Archive for June, 2010

Strange But True

Google Fuckup

Google has had some funny little easter eggs in the past where if you enter certain terms into their search engine and hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button, it would bring you to some funny results.

Some people feel these were put in place on purpose by Google employees, but there is really no way to tell for sure.

Now people have found a particularly nasty one. Here is how you find it:

  1. Go to google.com
  2. Enter “i can read wikipedia” in the search bar on that page.
  3. Hit “I’m Feeling lucky”.

Just in case Google finds out about this and removes it, here is the result that was originally coming up for it. It’s possible that it’s just a random fluke, but could it also be a sign that Google has a racist prankster in their midst? (not that I give a flying fuck if they do)

Weird Porn

Gary Coleman’s Giant Penis

Did you ever wonder what the late Gary Coleman’s penis might have looked like? If you did, what the fuck is wrong with you? Anyway, I have a link here that shows his cock, and it was massive. For some reason, he is in a shower with a bunch of other half-naked midgets, fighting, or wrestling or something. Very disturbing.

So, if you want to see it, click the link below.

If not, congrats on being normal.

So here it is, Gary Coleman’s Penis.

Porn

Two Hot Lesbian Twin Sisters

Is there anything hotter than two hot REAL twin sisters? If you click the pics below you can see a high-res photo gallery of these two hot twin sluts.

You can see how these two tried to make themselves look a little different by dying their hair, but otherwise they still look exactly the same. Right down to their perfect little, soft pussy lips. The blonde also added these crazy looking star tattoos on her back. Not sure what the hell she was thinking there.

If you click the picture below you can watch videos of them ramming giant cucumbers up their dripping cunts. You’ll notice the twin with the dark hair has a pussy that froths and secretes vaginal juice like a faucet. Seriously, I’ve jacked off to these videos about 5 times in the last 30 minutes.

I haven’t found a video preview of them being incestuous, but if one exists I will be sure to post it.

Funny Stuff, Strange But True

The 20 Worst Names Ever

Some people’s parents must have really hated their children. Or maybe they were just trying to make their kids grow up strong like Johnny Cash talks about his song “A Boy Named Sue.” Either way, these are some fucking horrible names.

Chew Kok. I believe he does.

Mahboobeh. Ya, what about it?

Jed I Knight. Let the daily beatings begin!

Gaye Males. I wonder if he is a flamer?

Judy Graham Swallows. I think she should have just stuck with Graham.

Charley Willard Horse Dick. Seriously? Horse Dick?

Robert Fagot. Never married. No surprise there.

Mister Love. Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Natalia Vagina.

Mike Litoris. Sounds to me like someone used a fake name for his interview.

Rusty Kuntz.

Oliver Loser. Doesn’t exactly sound like a winner.

Jack Goff.

Dumas and MacPhail. Doesn’t inspire too much confidence.

Willie Stroker. I am going to guess yes. he will.

B.J. Cobbledick. I bet she does.

Anass Afadass. An ass. A fat ass.

Anass Rhammar. An ass rammer.

Jesus Condom. What the hell were they thinking?

Batman Bin Suparman. I am thinking this is probably a fake ID gone wrong.

Funny Stuff

The Iron Sheik on Twitter

Who here remembers the Iron Sheik? He’s probably the greatest wrestler to ever exist, except for maybe Nikolai Volkoff or George “The Animal” Steele.


Apparently he is still around, and it’s obvious from his Twitter account that he is totally batshit insane. Just take a look at some of his recent tweets:

“germans are piece of shit garbage. only worst than the are the no good small dick puero ricans. they are gay fag motherfuckers”

“the ass show me that i can only fuck it. i make the ass humble, ass dont humble me. fuck mario lopez mexican jew”

“i like to fuck the no good piece of garbage whore ex wife of the little black man gary coleman. she have no respect for the legend”

“i have the cock that is bigger than the stupid whale cock.”

“hulk hogan use the medicine for the body- he fag he gay i can break his leg and fuck his ass”

Fucking classic! I hope he fucks all those losers in the ass. Also, make sure you check out his website. You can even book him for your stag parties! Imagine having this crazy fucker show up at your house!

Freaks

Interview With A Scat Pornstar

Scat porn star, Veronica Moser, tells us how she got involved in scat porn. Scat is the act of eating and playing with human feces (shit). You’d think after eating so much shit over the years that she would end up with Hepatitis or something like that.

“At first my main objective was to learn how to swallow shit.” Now that’s a woman you can take home to mom.

If you want to find her own personal website, just search on google for “Veronica Moser”. I don’t want to link to it here, since I am pretty sure her site violates most countries’ obscenity laws.

Freaks

Crazy News Reporter

This guy enjoys putting his own retarded slant on daily news topics. Check out his latest weather report.

Here is his youtube account. He’s got almost 200 of these fucked up videos, reporting on everything from the weather outside his house, to the hanging of Saddam Hussein.

From now on I will only get my news directly from him. He does an excellent job.

Also make sure you check out his website. He seems to enjoy taking pictures of local stores and describing them for us.

Strange But True

Barack Obama in Rap Video

Remember that horrible song, “Whoomp, there it is!”? It was performed by a horrible rap band called Tag Team.

Well some people have done some investigating and have found what looks like footage of Barack Obama in the music video. I’ll just let you take a look at it and decide for yourself. Pay attention around the 1 minute mark in the video.

And here it is in slow motion.

That’s some freaky shit. If you look really closely at around 46 seconds it also appears his wife is in the video as well.

General Weird Stuff

Get Paid To Read Email

I found a great way to make a few extra bucks online with very little work. It’s from a company called SnapDollars. They basically pay you to read emails from a bunch of advertisers they work for.

A few times a week they will send you an email with some sort of free offer in it, and all you have to do is click a link in the email to verify that you have read it and they will pay you just for doing that. And if you like the sound of the offer they will even pay you extra if you sign up for it. Usually it is an offer to join a gaming site or a survey taking site or similar crap. A lot of times they are offers that will also help you make money online, so it can be worth it just to read them.

Obviously I am not saying you are going to get rich off of this, but when you can make money for doing basically nothing, I’d say it’s worth the time. You can also make $5 for every friend you sign up too! Pretty dam easy money.

So checkout SnapDollars today and start making money for nothing!

Not only is it FREE TO JOIN, they actually PAY YOU $5 just to sign up! It’s basically like pulling free money out of your ass!

Weird News

Worst Parents Competition

Who wins the title? Let’s look at today’s contestants:

#1. The parents that let their 2 year old smoke 40 cigs a day

Apparently this kid is so addicted to cigarettes now that he breaks out crying if he doesn’t get a smoke. Awesome work.

#2. The mother that took her baby to the beach with no sunscreen and walked around until the baby burned so bad it required hospitalization.

A BABY was burnt over 40 per cent of his tiny body while his mother sunbathed beside him, it emerged yesterday.

Shocked beach-goers called in cops in Brighton and the five-month-old boy was rushed to hospital.

Last night a teacher told how he tried to warn the mum her baby was suffering – but she did not understand.

Shocked Alex Coulson said he saw the attractive blonde day-tripper holding the boy as she walked along the beach.

He added: “The baby was clearly very sunburnt. He was naked and very, very red and I was concerned enough to walk up to her.

“Another woman got there first and was trying to tell her to get the baby covered up and in the shade but she didn’t seem to understand what we were saying to her.

“I pointed to blisters that were forming on the boy’s leg and was saying, ‘sunburn, sunburn’ – but she didn’t get it. I think she may have been Eastern European.”

Check out the full story here.

I think we have a draw.