Ahhh, hell no!!!!!!

Apparently some old asian broad found a snake in her house that appeared to be growing a foot. Either this is some sort of evolutionary miracle, or perhaps it is the offspring of this guy. The news media is not saying.

Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night.

“I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw,” said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.

Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.

Check out the original article here.

Douchebag had to get his two cents in again.

Talk about a letdown for this kid. Not only did his mom give him up for adoption….after 10 years she decided to track him down….just so she could rape him. (allegedly)

Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.

Full new story is here.

Check out her picture. I’d let her molest me any time she wanted.