Isn’t it great how when people die the media only seems to remember the good things they did? (cough) Michael Jackson (cough). Well I think people should remember the bad things too. This brings me to the recent death of Ted Kennedy.

July 20, 1969 the “Rosemobile” being pulled from the channel (Poucha Pond).

As young and beautiful Mary Jo Kopechne suffocated inside the Delmont 88… Ted, the conscience of the Senate, swam to his own safety.

Ted fled to his posh hotel room, then to sleep, perchance to dream, never bothering to call the local constabulary.

A science teacher and 15 year old boy fishing from the “Dike Bridge” found the car in the morning.

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Remember the show ALF? Annoying furry alien that ends up living with an average American family? Total shit.

But surprisingly, it turns out there was a whole bunch of ALF episodes that got shitcanned and were never aired on TV. The writers took a very dark turn and ended up changing the father into a psychotic sexual predator.

It’s too bad they never aired these, the show probably would have lasted a few more seasons if they followed through on this storyline. Enjoy.

Check out all the lost episodes here.

I wouldn’t feel right posting this without also mentioning the fact that back in 2001, Alex Wright, ALF’s father on the show, was filmed having sex and smoking crack with homeless black men. Awesome, just awesome.

Read more about it here.

Those crazy Russians are always coming up with unique ways to make money. Who else would have thought about trafficking in human body parts? Apparently they are running human chop shops over there, selling everything from your corneas to your ballsack.

Check out the rest of the pics here.

I’ve always wondered how people got to be so morbidly obese that they can’t walk, or get trapped in their bedroom. You’d think you’d hit a certain point and then say, “Holy shit! I can barely fit through that door! Time to go on a diet!” I guess that moment never comes for some.

Even more impressive are the people that purposely gorge themselves in order to become the fattest they possibly can. I believe there is even a sexual fetish related to over-feeding women, (but I will save that for another post.)

Here is one such fellow, who calls himself the FATMAN.

He basically sits around filming himself with his shirt off while he stuffs his face with ice cream, pop and whatever else he can get his hands on.

Check out all his youtube videos here.

Keep up the good work FatMan, that first heart attack can’t be too far away.