This guy is my hero. He goes around to public washrooms and takes pictures of himself urinating all over the toilet paper rolls.

toilet paper pissing

Check out more of his pictures at thedeadbaby.blogspot.com.

Well, I guess this would be funny up until I had to take a runny, diarrhea shit and discovered the toilet paper was soaked with urine. This is just one of the many reasons I do my best to avoid taking dumps in public washrooms.