Are you currently suffering from bulimia-nervosa? Do you stick your fingers down your throat after every meal? If so, learn how to be a better bulimic with these helpful tips.

Check out the full list here.

Some highlights include:

• When purging, grasp your Adam’s apple in a choking fashion and lift it up. This should reduce the depth that you have to insert your fingers when purging.

• If you ever get caught, say you have a pain in your stomach and it’s bothering you intensely. Immediately after wards ask whoever caught you to lend/give you some pain killers to impress the idea that you are telling the truth.

• Purchase some mouthwash to rinse away the acid.

• It only takes about ten minutes for food to digest so don’t wait too long.

• You can wear gum shields or fake vampire fangs to protect your teeth from acid erosion.

For some reason I don’t think you’ll see these tips on any public service announcements any time soon.

Enjoy your vomiting!

I’m going to just assume this guy hasn’t had much luck with the ladies for a while, and he’s now trying to come up with some clever ways of turning things around. What better idea than to create a website advertising free oral sex to every woman of Louisville?

From his site:

 I am a man whose favorite thing to do is give oral sex to attractive young women. I love it and enjoy pleasing the women that I know and meet. I know that every woman is different, and I have been out of practice for a while. Since every woman is different in her wants and needs, I am offering FREE ORAL SEX to any woman who qualifies that e-mails me or signs up. No matter how good I may have been told that I am at my hobby, I know that everyone needs to constantly practice at anything they take pride in doing. This site is designed with the women of Louisville in mind. I need some partners to practice with and women who will give honest feedback to any services I perform for them, so that I will be able to hone my skills.

Here he is in all his glory, waiting to please as many women as he can.

Step right up ladies! I’m sure there is at least a 50 / 50 chance that he is not a serial killer or mentally unstable.

Check out his site at: LouisvilleFreeFace.com

I hope he gets a few skanks that show up with a nasty yeast infection or an active case of herpes.

Here is a site where today’s hottest celebrities are transformed through the miracle of Photoshop to look like apes. Some of them are still quite fuckable, while others will probably give you nightmares.

Check it out at CelebrityApes.com