I just made this site the other day. Not sure why. I think I might be going insane. Anyway, here it is:

BostonPancake.com

Enjoy!

You probably already heard about the chimp that went crazy and ripped some lady’s face off. Apparently he took a shovel to the head and was stabbed multiple times and still kept coming back for more, until police finally showed up and shot him to death. This is the type of incident where you wish there was a camera on the ground. Imagine how cool that video would have been.

Here is the next best thing….the 911 call and some aerial footage. Pretty crazy stuff. Enjoy!

This article made me LOL. I feel sorry for the guy’s wife, but you’ve got to appreciate the irony of this situation….someone fighting against muslim stereotypes commits what is probably the most offensive muslim stereotype himself.

NEW YORK (CNN) — The founder of an Islamic television station in upstate New York aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes has confessed to beheading his wife, authorities said.

Muzzammil Hassan was charged with second-degree murder after police found the decapitated body of his wife, Aasiya Hassan, at the Bridges TV station in the Buffalo suburb of Orchard Park, said Andrew Benz, Orchard Park’s police chief.

Hassan was arrested Thursday. His wife filed for divorce January 6, and police had responded to several domestic violence calls at the couple’s home, Benz said.

Hassan went directly to the police station after his wife’s death and confessed to killing her, Benz told CNN. Benz declined to give further details.

Check out the full story here.

And if you want to check out some real beheading videos, just visit theync.com. I swear they have a new beheading video on every few days or so.

I seen some people chatting about this kid that posted a video of himself beating the shit out of his cat on youtube. Little did he know he’d have an army of angry 4chan and liveleak surfers gunning for him.

Here’s the video that he originally posted:

The original link at 4chan has been deleted, but one user was thoughtful enough to create a site devoted to this kid at kenny-glenn.com

They were able to gather tons of personal info about him, including everything from his myspace account and parents’ email addresses, to a google map of his house. He’s been reported to just about every animal protection and law enforcement agency in his country. Basically, come Monday, he will have the police knocking down his door, if not sooner.

His parents have already had to disconnect their phone due to the deluge of angry and harassing phone calls they’ve been receiving since this was posted.

The moral of this story is, if you plan on posting evidence of your illegal actions on the Internet, make sure you have your tracks covered, otherwise you’ll face a shitstorm like this dumb kid did. Or I guess a better moral would be, don’t abuse animals.

I’ve been meaning to add these forums for quite a while now. I know some of you like to submit links to me in the hopes that I will include them on the site. The truth is…I’m usually too damn lazy to do updates. Habitual binge drinking will do that to a person.

Well now you don’t have to wait for me to post all the crazy shit you find on the Internet. Just post it yourself in the new:

TheWeirdStuff.com Forums

Just register and you can immediately start posting whatever your heart desires. Just don’t post anything illegal. That is basically my only rule.

For the love of Christ, put on some suntan lotion you leathery, old bag!

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Allegedly, these pictures show the outcome of an incident where someone working on a gas line on the Amazon river had their excavator overturn in the water.

The operator broke the glass to try to escape his watery grave, but apparently he was too late. It is not immediately clear whether he died from drowning, or whether he was eaten alive. Notice how his exposed body parts were picked clean of any meat.

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So some dude picks up a slut at a bar, brings her home and fucks the shit out of her, then ends up passing out because he is so wasted on booze and pills. Sounds like a typical weekend for most guys. But here is where shit goes sour.

He wakes up in the morning to find that the woman has carved her name and a bunch of other shit into his body. Now that is one fucked up bitch!

Check out the full story here.

This is why you pay prostitutes to leave after having sex.

Since I posted the original audio to Christian Bale’s on-set freakout yesterday, I figured I might as well follow it up with the techno remix today. Enjoy!

Christian Bale Techno Freakout Remix – Watch more Free Videos

Here’s a pretty funny audio recording of Christian Bale going ballistic on the set of Terminator: Salvation. Guy sounds like he needs a good beating.

Click here to listen