Archive for December, 2008

Weird News

Killer Santa Goes On Christmas Murder Spree

They always say the holidays bring out the crazies. Looks like this guy decided to go out in style. After a nasty divorce, he donned his Santa suit and went looking for his in-laws.

COVINA, Calif. (AP) — The bloodbath began when an 8-year-old girl attending a Christmas Eve party answered a knock at the door. A man dressed as Santa and carrying what appeared to be a present pulled out a handgun and shot her in the face, then began shooting indiscriminately as partygoers tried to flee.

By the time it was over, at least eight people at the party were dead and the house was torched. The gunman killed himself hours after exacting revenge against his ex-wife by going on a massacre at his former in-laws’ home.

Bruce Pardo’s ex-wife and her parents were believed to be among the dead. At daybreak Friday, investigators planned to resume searching what was left of their two-story home on a cul-de-sac in a quiet Covina neighborhood 25 miles east of Los Angeles.

Pardo, 45, had no criminal record and no history of violence, according to police, but he was angry following last week’s settlement of his divorce after a marriage that lasted barely a year.

“It was not an amicable divorce,” police Lt. Pat Buchanan said.

Investigators seeking further information about Pardo’s motives have begun searching his home in the suburban Los Angeles community of Montrose.

Police said he showed up at his former in-laws’ home around 11:30 p.m. Wednesday for their annual Christmas party.

The gift-wrapped box Pardo was carrying actually contained a pressurized homemade device he used to spray a liquid that quickly sent the house up in flames. Police said Pardo had recently worked in the aerospace industry.

Aftermath of the Santa Killing Spree

David Salgado, a neighbor, said he saw the 8-year-old victim being escorted to an ambulance by four SWAT team members as flames up to 40 feet high consumed the house.

Click here for the full news story. 

Artist’s representation of what he might have looked like.

Artist Representation

Actual picture of what he looked like.

Evil Santa

Porn

A Bang Bus Christmas

I thought I better stop by and say Merry Christmas to all you sick fucks. What better way to celebrate Christmas than with the crew from the Bang Bus? They made a special Christmas episode that involves the following:

  • A homeless crackhead dressed like Santa
  • A midget
  • The Grinch with a 10 inch dick
  • Nasty Latino sluts that suck and fuck for Candy Canes

Click the pic to check out the video.

Bang Bus Christmas

Gross Stuff

1Guy2Needles

Introducing the latest disgusting site in the same vein as 2girls1cup, etc.

I bring you:

1Guy2Needles.com

“Don’t put marbles in your nose. Put them in there too. Now put them in there.”

That pretty much says it all right there.

Gross Stuff, Strange But True

Edible Body Parts

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a cannibal, now you can find out without the repercussions one would normally associate with eating human flesh ( i.e. life in prison for murder.)

Edible Human Body Parts

This is Kittiwat Unarrom’s body bakery. It appears to be the basement of a serial killer with rotting body parts laying around on shelves, but they are actually bread scultpures created by the artist.

Edible Human Body Parts

Kittiwat started painting portraits and then moved onto mixed media and then to dough.

Together with edible human heads, he also makes arms, feet and chicken and pig parts. He uses anatomy books as a reference.

Edible Human Body Parts

Looks friggin’ tasty. I wonder if he does requests…I’d love to send him a photo of my ex-girlfriend so I could eat her head.

Funny Stuff, Weird Pics

Iraqi Throws Shoes at Bush

I thought this pic was pretty funny. The look on Bush’s face is pretty comical. Nice dodging technique.

Shoe Thrown At Bush

I used to have a crazy teacher that would take her shoes off and throw them at people. She ended up having a mental breakdown a couple years later. Stupid bitch… but that is another story.

Here is the info on what went down in that pic, in case you are interested.

Weird Porn

Oral Sex From A Snake

I don’t know about you, but when I look at a snake, the last thing that comes to my mind is what it would feel like to stick my dick inside of one’s mouth.

Snake Blowjob

Lucky for us, this guy did think of that, and even taped it for us.

Check it out for yourself here.

Gross Stuff

Death By Hammer and Screwdriver

I’ve seen some sick shit in my time, but I think this is probably the worst video I have ever watched. These sick fucks are responsible for the death of 21 innocent people. No real motive other than just getting their rocks off by torturing people.

What is shown here is two Russian youths beating a man to death with a hammer and stabbing him repeatedly with a screwdriver. The sounds of him struggling to breathe while he suffocates on his own blood are probably the worst part of the video. And they had the nerve to tape the whole thing on their cellphone cam.

WARNING

I have seen just about every murder video on the Internet, and I can tell you right now this is the most graphic and disturbing. This video is very hard to watch, especially with the sound on. Having said that….

HERE IS THE VIDEO.

Here is the news report that describes what they did.

I hope they get raped and tortured in prison. Although that would still be too good for these sick fucks.