Believe it or not, I am somewhat of a clean freak. I am constantly cleaning my house. I’m not quite at the Howie Mandel level of clean-freakedness, but I am pretty dam close.

Well, just imagine someone like me having to spend a day in the dirtiest apartment in the world. I would either have to start cleaning the place, or I would hang myself. Check this shit out.

Behold, the dirtiest apartment in the world.

From the orginal poster: “We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found”

I feel sorry for the person that had to clean that up. It would probably just be easier to bulldoze the place and start over.

So you might have heard already, Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin’s Yahoo account has been hacked and the contents are now floating around the Internet for all to see. What kind of an idiot uses a Yahoo account for confidential government emails? Unfortunately she never got caught with any tranny porn or anything really good. But all her family’s personal email addresses are available if you want to drop them an email.

Check out the contents of Sarah Palin’s hacked Yahoo account here.

I’m not sure what it is about her, but I would love to tap that sweet Eskimo ass. Here’s some great photoshops of Sarah Palin in XXX action. Unfortunately, none of these are real.

Click the pics for a bigger version.

If you’d rather check out some real celebrity porn, then visit:

Babylon-X - The Best Celeb Porn Site on the Net!

This picture that archives a simple request for help on the Internet, shows why that should never be done. People are ruthless when they are able to hide behind a keyboard.

Click here to see Why You Never Ask For Help On The Internet.

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You’ve got to admire this little guy’s tenacity. When he doesn’t get any luck with the tail end, he goes straight for the skull fucking. Poor little guy never did get any decent penetration.

There’s something I consider to be somewhat of a holy grail in the world of fucked up Internet shit. That thing is RETARD PORN. I can’t recall ever seeing any REAL retard porn before.

Of course there’s been fake stuff done before, or porn with people that look like they might be a few buckets short of a load in the mental department, but never any real mentally / physically handicapped shit.

Well, to make a long story short, I’ve finally found that holy grail. This is probably the most fucked up shit I have ever seen. I don’t care about mutilated bodies, people eating shit, etc. This blows them all away.

Check it out if you dare. It ain’t pretty.

REAL RETARD PORN.

Mmmmmm, mmmmmm, good!

Are you gay? Are you a knee-grow? Then you, my friend, should join the GNAA.

The Gay Nigger Association of America.

It’s a joke people, relax.

Here’s a picture of their founder, Leroy H. Washington.

I’ve always wanted to fuck a chick with a missing leg. I would lick her stump and caress it like she was a goddess.

For the best in amputee porn and random amputee shots, check out:

RateMyStump.com

Unfortunately some of the pictures are photoshops, but there are plenty of real ones there too. Get out your lube and get ready to worship their stumps! Everything from single amputees to quads.

For something a little more hardcore, and 100 % REAL, check out:

TheAmputee.com

He’s a hardcore street nigga that likes to get his freak on with big-titted sluts. He’s also got a nasty wound on his leg. Sometimes he literally fucks the women with his stump.

This is probably the most disgusting looking penis I have ever seen. Yes it even beats out my past nominee, the original MOST DISGUSTING PENIS.

This one has it beat for sheer girth and the fact that he is able to finger his urethra. I can only assume he was able to achieve this look through a series of pumping techniques and saline injections, and perhaps the odd bit of home-grown surgery.

Enough talk, check out the current leader of the TheWeirdStuff’s

Most Disgusting Penis Contest