Archive for August 19th, 2008

Weird Porn

Worst Case Of On-Screen STDs

I’ve become pretty desensitized to most porn. Once you see a woman eat a man’s shit and vomit, everything else seems pretty tame. So now it takes something special for me to pay attention to your plain old, hardcore porn.

Here’s something that got me to take a second look. This poor girl appears to be in the middle of one of the worst herpes outbreaks I have ever seen. I can’t believe the guy would agree to stick his dick in that. Obviously he must already have a good dose of it himself.

Her ass is pretty tore up by the end too. Looks like she’s had a few too many dicks in there.

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Herpes Outbreak

The sad thing is if I was hammered and picked her up in a bar I would think I had struck gold. I’d be in there licking and pounding away faster than you could shake a stick. Only in the morning would I know the error of my ways. 

The rest of that site is pretty good too, if you like seeing hot, big-bootied bitches getting fucked hard. Check it out at:

AllInternal.com

 

Freaks

Real Life Papa Smurf

I thought my yellow-tinged skin from my failing liver (I am a raging alcoholic) made me look like a freak, but that is before I set my eyes on this poor dude whose skin has turned blue!

Real Life Papa Smurf

Apparently he was trying to treat an ailment using an alternative therapy method that involved ingesting colloidal silver. The end result was a condition called argyria, or silver poisoning, that has turned his entire body blue.

Of course, he had to be a creep and grow the white Papa Smurf beard. That’s not helping anything, buddy.

Check out the full story here.

Funny Stuff, Weird Pics

Retards in Georgia

This has to be fake, since I doubt someone this retarded would know how to turn on a computer and register at Yahoo, although I could be wrong. No doubt there are a lot of confused people in the state of Georgia right now though, all clutching their shotguns waiting for the tanks to roll in.

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State of Georgia under attack?