A long time ago after I ended up with a dose of crabs from cavorting with a Mexican street urchin, I always thought there had to be a better way to protect yourself than just shaving your pubic region bald. I realize it makes your wang look bigger when you do that, but for some reason it just seems wrong.

Then one day I discovered the Merkin, AKA, the pubic wig.

Now I can have the protection that shaved genitals offer me, while enjoying the manly look of a full mane of pubic hair.

Even the merkins have undergone a change recently, from being just plain ballsack wigs, to having fancy designer styling in a variety of colours, for both men and women.

To pick up your own pubic hairdos, check out MerkinWorld.com

Whatever you do, please don’t use them for facial hair.