I was shocked to read a post on a forum that I frequent that Jared, the dork from all those Subway commercials, had died due to complications from gastric bypass surgery. I wasn’t shocked because I gave a shit about him or felt bad, I just thought it was rather ironic that he had died after spouting all that crap about eating healthy for so long. That would have been the ultimate slap in the face to Subway.

Well after further investigation, it turns out it was all a hoax. The site is pretty well done though. Pass this one along to your friends and see if you can fool them.

Check it out at:

JaredRemembered.com

If I seen this group coming at me I wouldn’t know whether to laugh or cry. I can’t help but think their money could have been spent more wisely.

I don’t pretend to be a guru of web design by any means. I think I am just doing good if my sites load without giving any browser errors.

But if I turned out crap like this site I just discovered, I would definitely go into a different line of work. The site I am talking about is:

Yvette’s Bridal Formal

I don’t think I’ve even seen anything this poorly designed hosted on Geocities back in the early 90′s. You’d almost think they threw a team of mongoloids into a room with a 486 and a copy of Frontpage 1.0 and told them to start designing web sites.

Let’s hope Yvette’s bridal business is going better than her web site design business.

Sorry for the lack of updates lately. Now that summer is here I have been binge drinking every weekend. Unfortunately I am getting to that age where hangovers lay me up for 2 days. I used to be able to drink all night and then wake up and get back into the sauce before breakfast. It sucks getting old.

To make up for it, here is a video of some shemale midget ass-fucking. I think they were just trying to cram as much weird shit into one video as they possibly could.

If for some reason you actually like to watch normal shemales fucking (not necessarily of the midget variety) then check out:

ShemaleJuice