I don’t know why, but I laugh my ass off every time I see this pic.

Looks like the anti-Obama conspiracy theory sites are starting to pop up now that Hillary is out of the picture.

The latest one is:

ObamaUnveiled.com

They’ve got some real doozies on old Hussein himself, including stories of past drug use, ties to communists, and a list of 74 of his worst lies.

Here are 4 totally unrelated and horrible cartoons that I just happened to find using google image search. Click on “continue reading” below to see them all. Enjoy!

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I know apartments are smaller in Japan, but this is a bit ridiculous. Apparently some crazy homeless lady had moved herself into a man’s closet without his knowledge. She would stay hidden inside while he was home, and when he left for work she would come out and use the washroom and raid his fridge.

The news story said she was clean, but I bet there was the odd time she had to lay a dump in the closet while the guy was home.

TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing. 

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.

Check out the full story here.

This video provides a rare look inside the minds of a pair of horse fuckers. They’re just everyday, normal people, like you and me… but they just happen to enjoy sucking on giant horse schlongs and swallowing bucket loads of horse semen.

I must say, I am disappointed that they never provided any sample footage of this couple getting it on with a horse. I wonder if he takes the ass while she works its dong?

Let’s just hope they took a lesson from Mr. Hands. We don’t want anyone ending up in the morque due to a perforated colon.

I am not sure how they came up with this title, since there is clearly a cup involved. I think this video is far superior to 2 girls 1 cup, simply because of the cheerleading that goes on in the background. You can tell they are truly enjoying themselves. That makes all the difference in the world.

Check it out at:

8girlsnocup.com

Women out there, please take note. This is what happens when you get rammed in the ass too many times. In technical terms, it is called an anal prolapse. In my terms, I refer to it as an anal rosebud, since it kinda resembles a freshly blooming rose.

Click the pic to see the video of this disastrous ass.

If you’re into that sort of thing, then check out:

She Gapes!

It’s got everything you could want in an anal site, including destroyed sphincters and anal rosebuds.

In this day and age it is hard to believe there still might be some people out there living totally outside of society, with no contact with modern civilization at all.

Apparently they just discovered one such tribe in the Amazon. They flew over top of them in a helicopter and the tribesman actually got out their bows and arrows and started firing at them. They probably thought some kind of strange mechanical bird was about to rain hellfire down on them. Sounds like something out of an Indiana Jones movie.

It might be sick for me to think like this, but I would love to come storming through the woods in a Humvee with a machine gun turret mounted on the back, throwing fire bombs and shooting up the place. I would kidnap their women and burn down their entire village. I’d be firing my Mossberg at them and I would have Slayer’s “Angel of Death” playing over a loudspeaker system.

I’d also make sure I had some sort of kick ass demon mask on so they would think that hell on earth had erupted, and that whatever God they worshipped had come to earth to seek a terrible vengeance on them.

That would be fucking bad ass. That’s it, I’m booking a flight to the Amazon.

Check out the full story here.

Here’s a scene from what I consider to be the greatest martial arts movie ever made. I believe it is called Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky.

I think this is probably the only movie ever made where you will see someone try to strangle someone else using their own intestines.

Click here to go to youtube and check out the related videos section…pretty much the whole movie is in there chopped up into small segments.

I’m buying this sucker on DVD for sure.

Perhaps you’ve seen that horrible M. Night Shyamalan movie called Lady In The Water where one of the characters worked out on only one side of his body. I am not sure why someone would want to do that in real life. Perhaps to enter an extreme masturbation contest?

It turns out one guy decided to try that out in real life, for the sole purpose of getting featured on my site. Here’s one of his pics. He already had his face blurred out. Can’t say that I really blame him.

He describes his workout method on his site in case any of you wanted to do the same thing.

Check out the rest of his site here.

Cheers buddy! You got your wish! Now keep going until your one side is totally lopsided. Injecting some steroids in that arm would probably help too.

There’s something really weird about Sarah Jessica Parker. Sometimes she looks hot, and I’d love to stab her with my man meat.

Other times she looks like a twin sister of that guy from the movie Mask.

Some other people have noticed this anomoly and have collected some of her worst pictures. They seem to think she looks a tad bit like a horse. What do you think?

I think they are pretty spot on.

Check out some more horse comparison pics at:

www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com