Archive for June, 2008

Funny Stuff

Sex Is For Fags

This site promotes the fact that sex is not cool and every young man should remain abstinent.

With testimonials like this, who could disagree?

Bert F.

Bert F.: “My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won’t EVER go into my body? Girl slime!”

Gred B.

Greg B.: “I joined Sex is for Fags after watching girls who put out turn my big brother into a major wuss. By learning to repress my urges, now I can to grow up and be what I always wanted: a prison guard or a priest.”

Check out the rest at:

SexIsForFags.com

General Weird Stuff, Porn

Seabass Tales

I am glad to see one of my favourite sites is back.

Seabass Tales

They have one of the best cartoon porn sections of any site I have seen.

My favourite was their huge section on the little known French comic, Titi Fricoteur.

Titi Fricoteur

At least the French are good for something.

Weird Porn

Mini-Me Sex Tape

You’ve probably all heard by now that Verne Troyer, AKA Mini-Me, has his own sex tape.

Let me tell you, the short clip they are playing from it is absolutely hideous. It only shows Mini-Me kissing some slut in his bed, but that is all I needed to see. He looks like one of those kids that have the disease that makes them age real quickly.

Mini-Me Lookalike?

 And when he sticks his tongue out to French kiss her I almost vomited.

Here’s a link to the video at youtube

Now he is supposedly suing TMZ for 20 million. I’d suspect this is nothing more than a publicity stunt by Mini-Me, but you never know. The video is so revolting that I can’t believe he would want anyone else to see it.

So what kind of whore would sink so low as to hop in the sack with a creepy-looking midget?

Well her name is Ranae Shrider, who no doubt is an aspiring actress or model, or something. Here are some pictures of her. Sometimes she looks passable, and other times she appears to have a horse face.

Let’s hope the full Mini-Me sex tape never surfaces. If I have to see his penis it might push me over the edge.

If you’d rather look at some celeb sex tapes you can actually jerk off to then check out:

Babylon-X – The Best Celeb Porn Site on the Net!

Celeb Porn!

Gross Stuff

The Shape of A Mother

Here’s a link for all those people that say women look beautiful when they are pregnant and get that amazing glow. It’s a site where women post pictures of their body once they get pregnant, and show you the gradual progression from hotty to stretch mark-covered hag.

Click the pic to check out what motherhood did to this hot young female.

Pregnant Hotty

In my opinion, they should show this stuff in health class. It’s probably the best birth control there is.

See the rest at TheShapeOfAMother.com

Gross Stuff

Nick Hogan’s Friend

I’m sure you’ve all heard about Hulk Hogan’s son turning his friend into a cripple due to his reckless driving. Then phone conversations were leaked showing how he hoped to profit from the situation. Here’s that one in case you haven’t heard it yet.

Now they have released some footage of the friend that got fucked up in the accident. Looks like most of the front of his skull and brain are totally gone. This is pretty nasty shit. I would rather be dead.

Check out the gross video here.

Gross Stuff, Weird Videos

1 Guy 1 Brush

Check out the latest Internet sensation, a man brushing his teeth with his own fecal matter.

I hope you enjoy:

1Guy1Brush.com

Weird Pics

Evil Ronald

Just a bad ass picture I found of Ronald McDonald. I don’t think McDonald’s would be too fond of this picture.

Evil Ronald McDonald

Gross Stuff

Diva Cups

Maybe it’s because I am a guy, but the thought of a woman using a “diva cup” makes me want to throw up.

In case you are like me and have never heard of these things before, a diva cup is an alternative to tampons and maxipads. It’s basically a cup that the woman wears in her box that collects all the blood out of her menstruating snatch. Once it fills up you have to empty it.

Bloody Diva Cup

Just to gross you out even further, here is a nice post from a girl called Bloody Trixie, where she takes the blood from her diva cup and spreads it on her lesbian friend’s nipples.

Gross Stuff

Fecal Fun

OK, I haven’t posted one of these links is a long time. Get ready for:

ScatSnack.com

Probably one of the grossest fecal fetish sites I have ever seen. This lady eats poop with pasta, drinks vomit and plays with just about every other bodily fluid that most normal people would flush down a toilet.

ScatSnack.com

Enjoy!

Strange But True

Give A Towel

This guy has one of the best scams going I have ever seen.

You see, he is a cripple, and claims that he can’t get out of his wheelchair to take a leak, so he has to keep a towel with him to soak up any pee spillage that might occur when he is trying to aim his urine into the toilet bowl from the comfort of his chair.

Pee Soaked Towel

Of course it is no fun carrying around a pee-soaked towel all day, so this guy wants you to give him money so he can afford an endless supply of pee towels.

Hats off to you brother. I hope you make millions.

Donate to his pee towel fund at:

GiveATowel.com

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