This site takes submissions of the worst / funniest exam answers people have given in school over the years. Some of them are hilarious. Check out this film review of 2girls1cup.

If your eyes are fucked and that shit is too small to read, then don’t worry, they have full transcripts of the answers on their site.

Check it out at FunnyExamAnswers.com

Africa sounds like a great place to live. It’s no wonder they are killing themselves off with AIDS over there. They sound like a bunch of mental midgets. What the hell are you going to do with a severed penis? Put it in a stew? Eat it on a hot dog bun? Sick fucks.

Here’s a representation of what the severed penises might look like.

KINSHASA, April 22 - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

Check out the full story here.

I’m not sure which makes me want to vomit the most.

Is it the horrible skin folds that are supposed to pass as testicles?

Perhaps it’s the 2 inch size, and horrible foreskin that makes it look more like a giant deformed clit?

No, it’s neither of those… it’s the horrible yellowish discharge that is pouring out of the end of it.

Watch the video of the most disgusting penis here.

Here’s a new surgical tool that will probably be replacing the scalpel in the near future. It’s called a plasma blade, and it cuts like a motherfucker. I’m sure glad I’m not the guy on the operating table for this demonstration.

I wouldn’t mind taking one of these to the bar. Would probably come in handy in a brawl.

Check out the disgusting video here.

I’ve met my dream girl and she wears pink panties and has a flatulence problem.

Is it wrong for me to have popped a boner while watching this video?

This picture is from a French book printed in 1844. Apparently back then they thought pulling your pud would lead to an early death. Click for the full-sized pic.

So you’ve probably heard by now that the DC Madam has “hung” herself. She was the one who ran the escort service that resulted in the downfall of New York Governor, Elliot Spitzer.

Of course this news doesn’t come as a big surprise to most people. The thought of going to prison can scare the crap out of you. There’s the usual conspiracy nuts that are saying she might have been murdered to keep her quiet, but at the end of the day people aren’t going to give that theory much credence. I know I wasn’t, until I listened to this interview.

She was obviously going to give out her client list. So what do you think? Did they off her? Or did she just suddenly change her mind and decide to hang herself in a garden shed?

You might recall my last post about the Trashman.

He has his own porn site where he films his encounters with various crack whores and prostitutes.

I have seen some of his past “victims”, and I could swear at the time that he was fucking girls who had full blown AIDS. Now it turns out that I was probably correct.

The Trashman has outed himself on youtube, claiming to have infected thousands of women with AIDS. Check out the video below.

I can’t say I am really upset with him, seems to me he is acting like a REAL trashman, taking out the trash. The U.S. would probably be a lot better place if all these ghetto urchins would wipe themselves out, like a bunch of infected rats. The trouble is that with today’s medications, it takes years, if not decades for these people to die, so they continue spreading their filth around unchecked.

We are way overdue for a cleansing, and these filthy savages should be the first place we start.

To check out some of the girls that have tasted this guy’s deadly seed, check out his site at:

FoulFowl.com

Here’s a video of a suicide bomber who didn’t quite finish the job. Watch as he squirms about on the ground, missing one leg and one arm.

Check out the video here

That’s gotta suck being a three-time loser. First he failed at picking his religion, then he somehow got suckered into being a lowly suicide bomber, then he failed for the last time….performing a suicide bomb attack and still coming out of it alive.

Thankfully, I don’t think this turd lived very long after this video was taken. I can’t believe no one kicked him in the head while he was squirming on the ground there. That would have been my first instinct.  I would have at least poked one of his bloody stumps with a stick.

Here’s a crazy pic of an orangutan using a spear to hunt fish. Pretty crazy stuff. That’s got to get those “anti-evolution” people squirming a little bit. If an animal can learn to use tools like a man, what will they be doing 50 years from now?

Hell, I bet if you gave that sucker a basketball he’d be cleaning up in the NBA in about 2 months.

Check out the original article here.