This site is a collection of user-submitted masturbation stories. Basically a bunch of freaks with too much time on their hands submit stories about the various techniques they use to jack off.

Here’s a great example:

Horny hotel

I love to get off in hotel showers. I’m getting hard just thinking about it. There’s something so hot about leaving your cum behind to mark your territory. Another awesome way to get off in a hotel is to do it while there’s someone in the bed right next to you. Having to stay quiet and not move much makes it challenging and exciting. I get so horny just thinking that the person in the bed next to me could wake up at anytime. I’ve heard one of my friends getting off in the bed next to me and it works both ways. It got me so hot that I had to pull out my cock and start rubbing away. The best part is, when you’re finished, you have to just lay there and sleep drenched in cum. Have fun on your next trip.

Check out the rest at MyMasturbation.com

If you’d rather watch actual videos of hot chicks giving handjobs, then check out:

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This site takes submissions of the worst / funniest exam answers people have given in school over the years. Some of them are hilarious. Check out this film review of 2girls1cup.

If your eyes are fucked and that shit is too small to read, then don’t worry, they have full transcripts of the answers on their site.

Check it out at FunnyExamAnswers.com

Africa sounds like a great place to live. It’s no wonder they are killing themselves off with AIDS over there. They sound like a bunch of mental midgets. What the hell are you going to do with a severed penis? Put it in a stew? Eat it on a hot dog bun? Sick fucks.

Here’s a representation of what the severed penises might look like.

KINSHASA, April 22 - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

Check out the full story here.