I think everyone was tired of that old bastard Bob Barker telling everyone to have their pets spayed or neutered. Thank God he is off the air.

I hate animals and refuse to keep them in my house, so chopping my pet’s ballsack off is not something I’ve ever had to worry about. But a lot of pet owners do end up chopping their dog’s balls off. Now there is a way to maintain your dog’s dignity, instead of letting it run around like a no-balled freak.

The answer is Neuticles.

Fake ball implants for your dog, or just about any other animal that has a set of balls. Once you have your dog’s nuts cut off, you just get a set of these handy fake balls and he won’t be able to tell the difference.

They start at $73 and go up from there, plus the cost of having your vet implant them.

I thought I’d include this gratuitous shot of a women playing with bull balls just for fun.

Just for the record, they are not suitable for human use, so don’t even think about ordering a set of these to make your ballsack look bigger.

I’m not sure what the big deal is about WalMart. Everyone seems to like taking jabs at them. All I know is they are about the cheapest place I can go to buy shit paper. I refuse to pay more for something I use to wipe my ass.

Here’s another site that has a beef with WalMart.

WakeUpWalmart.com

They’ve got the facts on everything from employee wages (which are atrocious) to alleged sexual discrimination.

After reading that entire site, I’m still going to buy my shit paper there. Walmart has the best, cheapest shit paper. End of story.

I must admit, I do hate those fucking greeters. They should really get rid of those old fucks, trying to make eye contact with me every time I go in to buy my shit paper. Fuck you, greeter.

Here’s a stupid pic that I thought summed up the religion vs. science debate pretty well.

Click for the bigger (readable) version.

I’ve always wondered what would happen to those freaks that run those huge ass marathons if they suddenly had to take a dump right in the middle of the race.

Well, I don’t need to wonder anymore. Here’s the answer. (click for bigger pic):

They just let the shit fly and keep on running. Kudos to that freak for sticking with it and not stopping to defecate in a toilet like a normal person.

Credit to B0g for that awesome pic.

Since I am basically a raging alcoholic, I don’t particularily like being bombarded with anti-drunk driving commercials, random roadside checks, and penalties so stiff you’d think you were living in some sort of dirty muslim country where they routinely dispense justice with machetes.

Finally someone has the balls to speak out against MADD, the organization that is responsible for all the anti-drinking propaganda we get pelted with every day.

Check out GetMADD

Ya, I know drinking and driving isn’t the smartest thing to do, but if I want to have two beers at a local pub I shouldn’t have to worry about being thrown in jail just for trying to get home. There’s no fucking taxis around here and we have the greatest amount of cops per capita in our whole province.

They’ve got tons of great articles on their site and stuff that will make you think twice about donating any money to MADD. Anyway, I’ll step off my soap box now and go get another Budweiser.

I will admit I’m not much of a NASCAR fan, but I can see why some people like it. I think just about everyone likes to see people crash cars at incredibly high speeds. Unfortunately, some of their fans take it to extremes. Here are a couple examples for reference.

Some people have taken a severe disliking to NASCAR, and are calling for it to be banned. Most of their complaints are due to bullshit environmental concerns.

Check out their list of reasons at:

banNASCARnow.com

This is probably the most disturbing public service announcement I have ever seen.

A fetish / fan site for people who are into crabs. I’m not talking about the ones you get a Red Lobster. I’m talking about the ones you get at the local rub and tug.

I’m not quite sure how anyone could be “into” having crabs, but apparently some people are. Whenever we used to get them from the local town whores, it meant a trip to the doctor for some of their special blue soap, plus an extra shave.

Check it out at LoveBugz.net.

See how long you can stare at this picture until you want to rip your eyes out of your head with a rusty fork.

This site is a collection of user-submitted masturbation stories. Basically a bunch of freaks with too much time on their hands submit stories about the various techniques they use to jack off.

Here’s a great example:

Horny hotel

I love to get off in hotel showers. I’m getting hard just thinking about it. There’s something so hot about leaving your cum behind to mark your territory. Another awesome way to get off in a hotel is to do it while there’s someone in the bed right next to you. Having to stay quiet and not move much makes it challenging and exciting. I get so horny just thinking that the person in the bed next to me could wake up at anytime. I’ve heard one of my friends getting off in the bed next to me and it works both ways. It got me so hot that I had to pull out my cock and start rubbing away. The best part is, when you’re finished, you have to just lay there and sleep drenched in cum. Have fun on your next trip.

Check out the rest at MyMasturbation.com

If you’d rather watch actual videos of hot chicks giving handjobs, then check out:

HandJobPics.net