This site called Slickville is devoted to men who slick their hair back with various forms of grease.

My favourite part of their site has to be their section on Mudbear. Say hello to Mudbear.

He is hairy, like animal!!!

Check out the rest at Slickville.com

I know that there are a few of you out there that have been reading my stupid ramblings and checking out my weird links for years now. I have no idea why, my site is one of the shittiest on the net. Anyway, that got me to thinking, you are probably curious what I look like, after reading my gibberish all these years.

So I have decided to show you. Here are some pictures of myself that you might enjoy. I thought I would also show off my gun collection while I was at it. It is my pride and joy.

And yes ladies, I am single.

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 I can’t find anything good to post so here are some random FAIL pictures.

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This photographer has devoted her time to taking pictures of landscapes and rock formations that look strangely like male and female genitals.

My favourite pic is this rock formation that looks like a dirty, unwashed anus.

Check out the earth porn at HeatherFirth.com

This has to be the ultimate torture. I would go fucking crazy after about 30 minutes being trapped in there. It would be even worse if I was trapped in there with another person, because I know for sure after about 3 hours my irritable bowels would want to release a nice little treat for everyone to enjoy.

Imagine having to sit beside a stranger as he takes an explosive diarrhea shit in an elevator that you are going to be stuck in for almost 2 days. Unreal.

Check out this time lapse video.

Watch as this dirty Frenchman shows us how to get a free meal at McDonalds. Pretty clever actually. Posting the evidence of his theft on the Internet probably wasn’t too smart though.

I thought this pic was real creepy. It shows what Homer would look like if he were real.

Make sure you click the pic for the bigger version to get the full effect. To me he looks like a creepy child molester. Imagine waking up in bed to see that guy staring at you, stinking of Duff beer, holding a large knife in one hand, and some duct tape in the other hand.

The creator of this also has some other real cartoon characters in the works. Check out his site to see a Real Mario which is equally creepy.

I thought this story was great. Some clueless tech support agent manages to totally destroy some poor guy’s laptop over the phone, so after some complaining, a replacement is sent out.

The catch is, when the laptop arrives, it is full of pubic hair.

I thought they only did this in restaurants, but I guess I was wrong. Looks like I will have to start being more friendly to those Indian tech support people.

Read the rest of the story here.

Someone has gone through the Garfield comics and taken Garfield out of them. The improvement is quite noticeable.

Now they appear to be comics chronicling the life of a schizophrenic. Very impressive.

Check them out at Garfield Minus Garfield.

Let’s see how long it takes you to notice what is wrong with this picture.