This has to be one of the funniest youtube videos I have ever seen. It’s not that the script is totally hilarious or anything like that, but I admit I have a soft spot for mongoloids.

You see, the Retarded Policeman is a full fledged Down Syndrome case. I’ve always found mongos funny ever since Corky from that old show called Life Goes On hit the airwaves.

Check it out for yourself. This is episode 9 in the series. And here’s their youtube page so you can watch all their videos.

If I had no arms and legs I would have sucked a bullet out of the end of my 12 gauge Mossberg long ago. Well, that is, if I could figure out how to squeeze the trigger. Kind of hard with no fingers or toes. I guess I would have to rig up some sort of pulley system so that I could pull the trigger with my mouth. Again, that might be hard to do with no fingers or toes.

I thought this picture was some sort of joke, but then I found this video to go along with it. Props to the armless / legless dude for sticking with it.

I think if I was that other kid I would give up on my wrestling career. Getting beat by a guy with no arms or legs is not a good way to start out.

I happened to see a commercial on the TV the other day saying that Saturday Night Live was doing a special on “Remembering Chris Farley“. Apparently they are going to be playing old clips and shit. He was actually one of the few funny guys on that show.

Unfortunately I never watch Saturday Night Live any more because it has turned into one of the worst shows on TV. I have tried watching it a few times after my brain had been deadened by massive amounts of Budweiser, but it was still a “no go”. Unwatchable.

So, since I will be missing out on the Remembering Chris Farley special, I thought I would put up my own memorial to Chris.

Check out the Chris Farley Memorial here.