Archive for April 8th, 2008

Porn, Weird Porn

Bangin3D

This is pretty dam cool. The world’s first 3D porn site! Once you join they actually send you a real set of those 3D glasses that they used to give out at movie theaters and on amusement park rides. Here’s a diagram explaining how they work.

3D glasses

Then you can browse all the porn you want shot in real 3D. I have tried it out myself and the effect is pretty amazing. It’s just as good as the Terminator ride I was on at Universal Studios in Florida.

Here’s some samples of their porn in regular 2D, you can just imagine how much better this would look in full HD quality and in true 3D.

You don’t need to worry, they send you the 3D glasses in a plain package with no distinguishing marks on it that are going to let anyone know what it is. So your mom isn’t going to be able to tell you are jacking off to 3D porn when she opens your mail.

Bangin3D.com

Check it out now, and start whacking off in the third dimension!

BANGIN3D.com

Freaks, Weird Porn

Vicki Hooks

I can’t help getting a huge boner when I look at this woman’s pics. For some reason I want to fuck her and her metal hook arms so bad that my pants are about to rip open.

OK, I just made that shit up. To tell you the truth, it’s actually quite disturbing. The thing that really confused me is that she’s not even missing her arms, she just has these crazy hooks that she holds onto to make it look like she has no arms. Then she takes most of her clothes off and struts around wearing these prosthetic hooks. What the fuck is that all about?

Vicki Hooks

Check out all the hook action you can handle at:

VickiHooks.com

Freaks

Fat Chicks In Small Places

I was on a plane a couple months ago, and I got thinking, how in the hell would a morbidly obese person fit in one of these fucking chairs? There’s just no way. Their rolls would be sitting well into the seat next to them. They’d be sweating right on top of the people beside them.

It seems that other people may have had some of the same thoughts pop into their minds. What happens when you take morbidly obese fat asses and shove them into tiny spots where they can’t possibly fit? Just how much weight can one man’s back withstand? The answers can be found at FatChicksNSmallPlaces.com.

Fat Chicks In Small Places

They take big fat bitches and cram them into a tiny space with other big fat bitches, then take pictures for our enjoyment.  Can a 300 lb fat bitch fit into a bathtub? What happens when 2 fat women climb onto childrens’ playground equipment? All these questions are answered, and more, at:

FatChicksnSmallPlaces.com

Freaks, Weird News

Father Daughter Reunite Then Have Babies Together

What kind of a sick, incestuous fuck do you have to be to want to bone your own daughter? The thing that makes it really sick is he got her pregnant twice.

They are lucky the first child died and never ended up looking like something from out of the movie Wrong Turn.

Here an artist’s representation of what their child might look like in the future.

Mutant Incest Baby

Check out the full story here.

Strange But True

Pets In Uniform

For the low price of $19.99, you too can have the face of your pet photoshopped onto a man’s body dressed in a military uniform.

Pets In Uniform

Why would you want to do this? I have no fucking idea.

Order yours up now at PetsInUniform.com