Fred and Sharon are in the business of making movies. Unfortunately for them, their movie-making skills leave something to be desired.

Check out their stunning promo video which includes cutting edge CGI and green screen work.

Now their website has become so popular (from people making fun of them), that they thought they could charge people to access their craptastic videos. Ya, I don’t think that is going to work out very well.

Check out some more of their videos for free on their youtube page.

Meet the Bebees

Father Floyd, 48, and his son Justin, 21, were arrested last year (on different dates) in central Florida. As you can tell from the below mug shots, the Bebees are forehead tattoo enthusiasts.

Another of Bebee’s kids, Floyd III, is locked up until 2016 on a variety of felony convictions. And while the 23-year-old inmate has yet to get his head inked, he does have a swastika on his left leg, and the phrases “Time Served” and “White Pride” on his right leg.

In an interview, Floyd Bebee, a father of eight, said that he has a tattoo on the back of his head reading “Got-R-Did.” The ink on his forehead cost $125 and took about 45 minutes to complete, Bebee said, adding that he was the family trendsetter when it it came to such head art.

Bebee, who does odd jobs like home remodeling and demolition, said that his wife had a succinct response to his forehead ink: “You crazy,” she said. Bebee noted that since his son’s eyes are open in his mug shot, the photo does not reveal a hidden surprise: Justin has the words “Fuck” and “You” tattooed on his eyelids.

Happy fucking Easter, bitches!

Allegedly these are some cell phone movies of Lindsay Lohan giving a blowjob. Whether they are genuine or not is still in question.

If you want the genuine real deal, then check out my previous post that showed her nude “Marilyn” photo spread.

Or better yet, for all kinds of celebrity porn, from sex tapes, to triple X scenes from early in their careers, nipple slips, etc. check out Babylon-X.

They are hands down the best and one of the oldest celebrity porn sites on the net.

I must be getting old and tired, because for some reason I feel horrible for this lady. I guess it is this before and after picture that did it to me.

Apparently she was fighting for her right to have an assisted suicide, because of the crippling pain she was in because of this disfiguring disease, but the court denied her plea. She was found dead 2 days later.

Read the full story here.

This guy is my hero. He goes by the name of BlackVaginaFinder. He goes out and finds the nastiest crackwhores, prostitutes, street urchins and whatever other street trash he comes across, then takes them back to his pad where he strips them down and fucks the shit out of them.

These aren’t just everyday hookers, these are geniune $5 crack whores. They’ll fuck for drugs, or for a Big Mac, or just to get out of the cold for a few hours.

I don’t know how he does it.  He must have to burn his sheets after every photo shoot. I swear some of them look like they have FULL BLOWN AIDS!!!

Check out this latest prize he took a run at. He calls her Hootie Hoo. Click the pic for a bigger version. That stare…. it makes me want to beat her with a baseball bat.

How much would you have to get paid to stick your dick in that? He doesn’t get paid, he pays them! How’s that for a trooper? You’ll notice that he is always covering his face with a black ski mask. I wouldn’t want to be seen fucking these bitches either!

Click here to check out more of the Black Vagina Finder

Some people are just fucked in the head. Apparently some guy on a plane got out of his seat, walked over and sat down beside a sleeping female passenger, and began masturbating until he blew his load all over her hair.

Now she is suing the airline for not protecting her from this creep. I would probably sue too. However, I would have killed the guy first.

Check out the full story here.

This story reminds me of the drive-by masturbation attacks that are so prevalent in some Asian countries. If you don’t know what I am talking about, then click here for a real treat.

That’s gold Jerry, gold.

Since it’s St. Patrick’s Day, I figured I better post something to get you in the spirit for destroying your liver. This is an old video, but I still laugh every time I see it. Enjoy the leprechaun sighting in Cracktown!

Here’s a disgusting site that archives videos of people popping zits, abscesses and all sorts of nasty skin afflictions. Here’s one of the worst ones. A bot fly in your back.

Check out the rest at PopThatZit.com

I’m so sick of these black shitheads who think they are owed the world just because of the colour of their skin.

This is the guy that has been giving Obama “spiritual advice” for the past twenty years. I bet Obama received all sorts of sound advice from this tool.

It’s obvious this guy hates white people more than he loves watermelon and fried chicken. If Obama doesn’t distance himself from this creep then he can kiss his presidential chances good bye.