Some people are just fucked in the head. Apparently some guy on a plane got out of his seat, walked over and sat down beside a sleeping female passenger, and began masturbating until he blew his load all over her hair.

Now she is suing the airline for not protecting her from this creep. I would probably sue too. However, I would have killed the guy first.

Check out the full story here.

This story reminds me of the drive-by masturbation attacks that are so prevalent in some Asian countries. If you don’t know what I am talking about, then click here for a real treat.

That’s gold Jerry, gold.

Since it’s St. Patrick’s Day, I figured I better post something to get you in the spirit for destroying your liver. This is an old video, but I still laugh every time I see it. Enjoy the leprechaun sighting in Cracktown!