Woman Sits On Toilet For 2 Years
Just imagine how bad this bitch must have stank!
A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.
Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.
Fucking genius cops. Some crazy bitch won’t get off the shitter and somehow it is the boyfriend’s fault? They always have to find some way to lay a charge, even if the situation doesn’t merit it at all.
They don’t have a picture of her, so here is an artist’s representation of what the toilet looked like after they removed her from it.
