I’ve always hated those motivational posters you see hanging in peoples’ offices. The worst has to be the cat hanging from a branch with the words “Hang in There, Baby!” underneath it.

Now there’s a site that lets you make your own motivational poster. Just upload a pic, enter your title and text, and you’re in business. Here’s my first contribution:

Give it a try, you’ll like it!

Make your own Motivational Poster here.

I’m by no means an animal lover. Actually I hate animals. I have some goldfish, but I’m thinking about flushing them down the toilet. I don’t have time to clean their fucking tank.

Having said that, what this U.S. soldier does in this video is probably one of the cruelest acts of animal abuse I have ever seen. It wouldn’t bother me so much if it was a cat, but it’s like this asshole tried to find the cutest little puppy he could to torture.

WARNING: If this video makes me mad, then I can just imagine what a normal person would think when watching this. I suspect karma might take care of this assclown sooner than later. Maybe he’ll come across a dog with an IED strapped to it one of these days.

Check out the horrible video here.

I’ve ate some disturbing things in my time, but I haven’t ventured anywhere near cannibalism yet. I guess eating placenta would be about the closest you could get to being a cannibal without going to jail.

This site goes into detail about one man’s disturbing journey into the world of placenta eating. He sure includes an awful lot of pictures. And he sure seems like one demented, sick fuck. I bet it’s tasty with some onions and sauteed mushrooms though.

Enjoy the Placenta Party.

This is why you don’t piss off a cook or a waiter. God knows how many sick things I have eaten already in my lifetime.

Check out the full article at TheSmokingGun.

FEBRUARY 28 -It’s every diner’s nightmare: You’ve somehow offended a restaurant employee who then decides to exact a little revenge by placing something unpleasant in your grub. That’s what cops say happened Saturday night at the Texas Roadhouse in West Bend, Wisconsin, where Kevin Hansen dined with family and friends. It seems that the trouble began when Hansen mentioned to a manager that his steak was “a little over done.” While Hansen said that the meal was still okay, the manager, Michael Liberatore, insisted that he accept a new medium rare steak (which Hansen took and brought home with him). When he decided to eat the steak the following day, Hansen spotted what looked like pubic hairs “stuffed in the middle of the steak.”

Here’s his mug shot. Fucking creep. I bet his pubes were about 4 inches long too. Most likely soaked with urine and feces and probably crabs from the prostitute he regularly fucks.