The story of Mr Hands is like the ultimate Internet legend. This is something that you would never believe if there wasn’t video evidence. And this is something that you can’t erase from your mind after you have seen it. Truly disturbing stuff.

To make a long story short, basically this guy decided to let a horse do him in the ass while his buddy filmed them.

The horse succeeded…and did a shitload of internal damage in the process. (That’s fairly evident from the video). The guy went to the hospital and later died. (that’s probably a good thing)

Check out the video for yourself at 2guys1horse.com.

A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.

The neighbour, who hasn’t been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it.

Police officer Matt Johnson said: ‘He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.’

Just to add a touch of class to his furniture-copulation, Price reportedly carried out his naked table-boffing in broad daylight, very close to a local school.

The fourth time, the neighbour videotaped the alleged table-sexing as evidence.

Officer Johnson commented: ‘Once you think you’ve seen it all, something else comes around.’

Check out the original article here.

Apparently, Iran is not a good place to live if you are a guy that likes the cock.

This is what they do to them over there.

Read the background on this image, and see the rest of the pictures here.

I normally don’t go for posting this political bullshit, but here’s an outtake from a pretty interesting movie showing the current state of the nation of Islam.

These people are savages and fanatics and I can’t wait for the day when the whole world wakes up to that and deals with them appropriately instead of bending over backwards to accommodate them and their ridiculous religious beliefs.

Apparently some scientists were bored one day, and decided to strap cameras to some elephants to see what kind of pictures they would take as they roamed around in the wild.

They came up with some really unique shots. What really got me about this story, is what the camera looked like. I figured it would be some little tiny thing that you would hardly notice. Check out the size of this fucking thing! Who’s idea was it to make the camera look like a giant tree trunk?

You can see some of the pictures the elephants took here.

If this happened to me, anyone caught near my house would be tasting the lead out of the front end of my Mossberg. That includes the idiots trying to drive away with my stuff.

JACKSONVILLE, Ore. — A pair of hoax ads on Craigslist cost an Oregon man much of what he owned.

The ads popped up Saturday afternoon, saying the owner of a Jacksonville home was forced to leave the area suddenly and his belongings, including a horse, were free for the taking, said Jackson County sheriff’s Detective Sgt. Colin Fagan.

But Robert Salisbury had no plans to leave. The independent contractor was at Emigrant Lake when he got a call from a woman who had stopped by his house to claim his horse.

On his way home he stopped a truck loaded down with his work ladders, lawn mower and weed eater.

“I informed them I was the owner, but they refused to give the stuff back,” Salisbury said. “They showed me the Craigslist printout and told me they had the right to do what they did.”

The driver sped away after rebuking Salisbury. On his way home he spotted other cars filled with his belongings.

Once home he was greeted by close to 30 people rummaging through his barn and front porch.

The trespassers, armed with printouts of the ad, tried to brush him off. “They honestly thought that because it appeared on the Internet it was true,” Salisbury said. “It boggles the mind.”

Read the rest of the article here.

A bearded man who was born a woman says he is six months pregnant. Thomas Beatie, who has had partial sex change surgery, posed for this extraordinary photograph to announce that he is an expectant father.

Mr Beatie, who has a wife, Nancy, is legally classified a man after having surgery to remove his breasts and testosterone treatment.

Obviously they didn’t take out the functional parts inside him. Just imagine how fucked up this kid is going to turn out. Nice faggy picture, asshole.

Read the rest of this disgusting story here.

This is probably one of the sickest promo videos I’ve ever seen.

If you like seeing fat black ghetto chicks vomiting, shitting out black logs, pissing their panties, then vomiting some more, then GhettoGross.com should be right up your alley.

Seriously, how does she manage to puke so much at once? She must have downed a shitload of water before that was filmed. It comes out like a firehose. It almost reminds me of the pie-eating contest vomit scene in Stand By Me.

Check out GhettoGross.com if you want to get sick.

With so many shitty porn sites out there these days, it’s really hard for something to catch my interest. It’s gotta be totally unique for me to take a second look.

Enter…..FREAKS OF PORN.

This site is hilarious. Frankenstein monsters fucking sleeping women, giant bird / man creatures, zombie anal sex… the list goes on!

Check out some of these fucking pics for yourself.

Like I said, this site is great, and there’s a lot better stuff inside that I can’t show you here.

CHECK IT OUT AT FREAKSOFPORN.COM

If you’ve ever browsed any Internet forums before, chances are high that you’ve fallen for a RickRoll before.

If you don’t know what a RickRoll is, here is a quick primer.

Anyhow, I figure most people are sick of seeing that faggot Astley when they fall for a RickRoll, so I decided to make up another page for people to link to. I don’t take credit for the video, but I figured I might as well put it to good use.

Check it out at Reichroll.com, and pass it on!