What the hell is he saying? Kill Jews?

I would buy one of those.

WHAT….THE….FUCK????

This is a funny site where they ask the question: “Will it blend?”

These fuckers have tried to blend everything from marbles to Ipods and everything in between. They must get one hell of a discounted rate on blenders at the local appliance store.

Here’s a sample for you:

Check out the rest at WillItBlend.com

The thing that scares me about this is that if they pissed the waiters off enough to make them do this, just imagine what they did to the food. They probably ate all manner of feces, urine, snot and other bodily fluids when they finally got their meal.

Tuesday, 19 February 2008

Ten friends found the abusive and sexually-explicit message on their bill at Joe Delucci’s Italian restaurant in Bird Street, Lichfield, Staffordshire.

Diner Clare Watkin said she thought it was written after they complained about poor service.

The party from Walsall had gone to the restaurant on Friday. Owner Nigel Langsdon has begun an investigation.

Ms Watkin said: “I couldn’t believe it. The bill read ‘fish cakes’, which one of us had for a starter, and it was written right above it - absolutely disgusting language.

Check out the full story here.

Save your money. This shit is horrible. Not to mention the fact that it could possibly be fake. The shitty black and white camera doesn’t make it look any more authentic.

Check out the Gene Simmons Sex Tape here.

Supposedly the video on that page is of Gene banging some Australian cunt in a hotel room. The website that is selling the tape is called GenesSecret.com. For some background on how this tape came to be, check out the news article here.

Actually I hope that video is real and his wife divorces him over it. That’s what he deserves for being so dam arrogant.

For some celebrity sex tapes that you can actually whack off to, check out Babylon-X. They actually have some hot bitches in there.

You’ve probably all seen the RealDolls before. They are life-like mannequins made of silicone that people purchase with the intent of fucking them. Hell, they even made a mainstream movie about them. Check out the shitty trailer.

Here’s the newest twist on the RealDoll concept, called Boy Toy Dolls. They are basically the same, except instead of going for that realistic look, they put anime-style faces on them.

I’d hit that shit.

So now you can fuck a life-like anime character in the privacy of your own home…for the low, low price of $7,500.

How fucking creepy is that?

Order yourself up one at BoyToyDolls.com

Well it looks like she gave in and finally posed totally nude. These aren’t some shitty fakes or just a stupid crotch shot of her getting out of a car. Check them out below:

Check out Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Pictures here.

They were done for some sort of art show where she is trying to look like Marilyn Monroe. Her tits are a little saggy, but that is to be expected with whoppers like those. I would suck on them all day.

You can also find all kinds of nude celebs in pics like this at Babylon-X.

Definitely one of the best nude celebrity sites on the net.

This is some dam funny stuff. Porn made specifically for deaf people. Instead of shouting out obscenities while getting fucked, the star will occassionally break out into sign language (with subtitles) to let their deaf viewers know what is going on. Here’s an example from one of their sites.

Here’s a model trying to say something using sign language about going to jail while she’s in the middle of getting double teamed in the shower.

Check out the rest at DeafBunny.com

Thank God I found this. I was getting tired of calling black people niggers. Now I’ve got plenty of synonyms I can use instead.

If you and your redneck buddies have come up with your own racial slur for a certain ethnic group, then you can even submit it for approval.

Check out the Racial Slur Database.

This is pretty cool. It’s about time people started doing shit like this. We have the technology, so why the fuck not? Just to keep religious freaks happy? Fuck them. They are the reason for 99% of all the problems in the world to begin with.

If this ever comes down in price I think I’ll get a clone made of the original Lassie. That way, when I get drunk and fall down, my dog can come and rescue me.

“What’s that Lassie? Evil Dick is drunk again? He shit and pissed himself? Where is he Lassie? Go get him!”

SEOUL (AFP) - A South Korean firm has received an order for the world’s first commercial cloning of a pet dog — a request from a US woman to re-create her beloved former pitbull, a report said Friday.

RNL Bio is charging 150,000 dollars to clone a pitbull terrier for the California woman using tissue from her dead pet named Booger, the Korea Times said.

It said the actual cloning will be conducted by Seoul National University while RNL Bio looks after the business side. Its CEO expects up to 500 orders within a few years from rich pet lovers in the United States and elsewhere.

Check out the full article here.