This neat little site lets you calculate exactly how much money you waste on getting laid. If you notice the links at the top they also have specific calculators, depending on whether you have a girlfriend or a wife, or just use the bar scene.

I keep this expense to a minimum by only fucking hookers and strippers.

Check out CostOfSex.com.

At first I didn’t know whether to put this article under the FREAKS category, or under STRANGE BUT TRUE. Then I realized that this really belonged under SAD BUT TRUE. Since I don’t have a category for that, I just stuck it under FUNNY STUFF.

Basically what you have here is a bunch of nerdy teenagers that sit around and talk about their sure-fire techniques for getting laid. Some of the topics are absolutely hilarious. Such as:

Girl forgets something in your car, possible trick?

Unexpectedly got a stripper’s number, now how do I play it?

And my favourite:

How to answer those questions we are asked 5min b4 sex?

Check out the forum here, and maybe it can improve your game as well.

I’ve seen some pretty good blows to the nuts, but I think this one takes the cake. If you were to end up in Hell, I’m pretty sure this would be one of their eternal punishments.