Sorry for the lack of posts lately. I was on a vacation in Las Vegas fucking prostitutes and spending my life savings on black strippers. To make it up to you here is a video of an old lady shitting herself in a store and letting it roll out of her pant leg.

I love how the person with her helps her eject the shit out of her pant leg.

A one, and a two, and a chicka booma chick!

Pretty cool site, featuring videos of battles to the death between various giant bugs. The giant stag beetles always kick ass!

Check it out at JapaneseBugFights.com

The WWE has really turned to shit lately (hell, it’s always been shitty). But now my faith in wrestling, the sport of kings, has been reinvigorated by the Half Pint Brawlers.

Combine midgets with backyard wrestling and the occassional set of naked breasts, and you have an instant classic.

Check out their site here.

If you’ve surfed gore sites like me for any length of time, then no doubt you’ve come across the story of Budd Dwyer. He was a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference. Instead of just showing you the video, perhaps I can tell you a little bit about what led up to this incident.

If you’re not interested in the back story then just go directly to the end of this article to get the video.

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Here’s some pretty detailed instructions on how to make a potato cannon / spud gun.

I figure if at least one reader out there sees this video and decides to make their own gun, then ends up blowing their faces or hands off, then I have done my job.

This site puts up a pretty good list of reasons not to get married. If I was stupid enough to contemplate getting married before, I sure wouldn’t be after reading this site.

I especially enjoyed their examples of American women, and their page on why every man should just find a good foreign woman to keep at home as a love slave.

Check out NoMarriage.com

At first glance, this site seems to be about someone that loves dolphins. Upon further perusal, you see that it is really the website of a crackpot. Not only does she claim she can talk to dolphins, she also is very knowledgeable about the infamous sasquatch, having interacted with them many times. Did you know that the sasquatch can:

• Read
• Write
• Shape-shift
• Project their voice
• Create Infrasound that affects the environment
• De-materialize at will, or cause you to have an experience of lost time so you think they de-materialized
• Travel 300 miles a day on foot
• Live in well-lighted underground facilities
• Contact and live with Star People
• Tell us about our past and our future
• Have lived here longer than the human race?

Joan knows all this.
Check out her site here.

From the makers of warmandfuzzyfeeling comes their newest creation, Santasm.net.

That’s just not fucking right.

This has to be one of the biggest loads I have ever seen. This woman is lucky she didn’t drown. Check out the video of it below.

Check out more of these firehose-like cumshots at FuckedUpFacials.com