H O L Y   F U C K !

This has to be the creepiest looking dude I have ever seen! Apparently the last thing he said before his operation was:

Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?

Huang Chuncai rests before his second operation to remove his tumours, which currently weigh around 10kg (22lbs), at a hospital in Guangzhou, southern China’s Guangdong province, January 5, 2008. Huang, a 32-year-old native from a remote village in China’s southern province of Hunan, says he is relieved after a part of his facial tumours, which originally weighed about 23kg (50.7 lbs), was removed last year. His second operation will remove another part of the tumours, which weighs 4.5kg (9.9lbs). Huang suffers from Neurofibromatosis, which is a genetic disorder of the nervous system that primarily affects the development and growth of nerve tissues. Picture taken January 5, 2008.

Check out the rest of the article here. They have even more pictures of him. That’s some disturbing shit.

Why didn’t I think of this? That’s the move I’m going to do on the next hooker I order. I’m going to fuck her arm pits then fuck the cracks between her toes.  Hell, I might even throw in some nostril licking while I am at it. 

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Pit Fucking

Those crazy Shaolin monks. If they aren’t busy stopping your heart using their deadly palm strike techniques, or drinking wine out of sheep stomach flasks, then they’re busy conditioning their balls. Nothing makes you feel better than a day of balls conditioning.

Dam, that’s gotta suck. Head off for some fun with a hooker at the local brothel and you end up running into your wife?!! After the initial shock wore off, then you would start to wonder about all those times you ate your wife’s pussy at home. How many dicks were in there just a few hours earlier? Did she even was it out? Did I just suck back a mouthful of some other guy’s cum?

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

“I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

See the original article here.