This guy needs to man up and put his wife in her place. If I was getting married I sure as hell wouldn’t allow my wife to have our wedding cake made in her full-size likeness. What the hell is the point of that? And how inconsiderate is she to have one made of her, but not her husband? They should have at least done them both if they were going to do one at all.

I wish there was some way to keep tabs on this marriage, I bet they will be divorced within 2 years. She is going to drive that guy insane. Look at the expression on that guy’s face. He already knows he is fucked.

Read the full news story here.

Hairy Mail is a nice way to send an email to someone and creep them out at the same time. Your message gets written in a hairy dude’s back hair!

Check out a message from me here.

I got a kick out of this site. They ask a very simple question that would probably confuse a lot of religious people.

If you think religion is bogus like me, or just want to read the theories of someone who does, then check this site out. There’s a lot of reading but it’s actually pretty interesting stuff.

Check it out at:

WhyWontGodHealAmputees.com

I have seen a lot of sick shit in the past, but this is the first time a traffic accident scene has made me cry.

Warning…this is graphic.

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WARNING:

This is some sick shit.

Apparently this happened in Holland. A boyfriend brutally stabs his girlfriend dozens of times on the street, while onlookers try (very poorly) to get him to stop. And it is all caught on tape.

Notice the lame kicks these guys were doing? Why not one real good boot to the head? This is the reason I wear steel-toed work shoes every day. I would love for an incident like this to happen in front of me. That guy’s face would have looked like silly putty when I was done with him.

I understand that most people would be scared shitless of going anywhere near that scene, with all the blood. All it would take is one cut and you could walk away with a dose of the AIDS. That is why I am pissed off my country doesn’t allow me to carry a handgun around. One shot to the crotch and that guy wouldn’t be stabbing anyone anymore.

The good news is that the woman lived. That idiot must have missed every major artery. The bad news is that he was only sentenced to 4 years in prison, and will most likely get out in 2 years. (This was told to me by someone from Holland who remembers when this was on the news, I can’t verify its accuracy.)

Unfortunately the page is not in english, so I can’t understand any of the comments.

Check out the horrible video here.