So I was sitting here trying to think of something good to write about and the first thing that came to my head was naked girls farting. True story. So here you go.

FartFantasy.net is a whole paysite devoted to chicks farting. They try to get you to pay to see their clips, but if you look closely you will see they have 8 sample video clips on the right side of the page. Very high quality farts. Excellent aroma and ass-cheek puckering. You know you are dealing with quality farts when even the person that lets it grimaces in disgust.

FartBrazil is the first site I remember seeing that was devoted to women’s farts. Unfortunately the site no longer exists, but there is still some of their content floating around on the Internet for our enjoyment. Here is the famous video that made the rounds on lots of sites back a few years ago.

Take note about 33 seconds in when the fart causes one girl to pull her head back in pain. But like a trooper, she goes right back in for more, pretending to eat the fart right out of the air like it had texture.

That’s all I can think of right now. If you know of any other good sites with videos of naked girls farting, please add them to the comments section.

This link is kinda fitting, after seeing how cool some dog clothing can be in my last post, now we are shown just how bad things can get when someone throws a cat and bad taste into the mix.

Witness the horror that is KittyWigs.com.

A $50 wig for your cat, in a variety of faggish colours.

WARNING:

If I see your cat on the side of the road wearing one of these wigs, I will purposely swerve to hit it.

Nothing chaps my buttocks quite as bad as people that dress their dogs up in stupid, little outfits and knitted sweaters. You can see the humiliation in the animal’s eyes as they walk by on their leash. You just know they are thinking “Kill me, kill me. Please kill me.”

If you want to dress your dog up, then do it the right way. Get them a full suit of platemail! PitbillArmory.com makes the coolest looking dog armor I have ever seen. (actually it’s the only dog armor I have ever seen)

I swear if I owned a dog the first thing I would do is buy them a suit of armor.

They also make armor for humans, horses and even squirrels. Not sure how you would ever make a squirrel sit still long enough to put armor on it, but I guess it might look cool on a stuffed one.

Check it out at PitBullArmory.com