Wow, this is the bargain of the century!

I live in San Deigo, CA and will provide 24 hours worth of freshly pumped breast milk to your door step every morning.

I don’t smoke or drink alcohol or caffeine. I can provide proof of good health, test results. I take a prenatal vitamin daily.

I am requesting $800 per week, negotiable.

So which one of you sick fucks are going to contact this lady? I would, but I don’t live close enough to make use of the milk.

Check out her classified ad here.

OK, I thought this was pretty well done. Sorry, it’s more porn again, but I must admit this looks very real. Someone took video clips of famous celebrities and digitally transferred them onto the bodies of some hot broads getting fucked. If you don’t examine the video too closely it looks really authentic.

If you want to see some real videos of celebrities fucking, then check out Babylon-X. They have all the latest sex tapes, nipple slips and crotch shots.

I love porn where they appear to have a real budget and even spend a few bucks on costumes, special effects and makeup. Case in point is this awesome Smurf Porn video. A guy and a chick dressed up as real life smurfs in hardcore action.

The best is when they get fucking so hard that some of their blue makeup starts coming off.

Click here to check it out.

Here is the link to the original post. It will probably get deleted so I have copied it for you below.

I have a GALLON of cum I’ve been collecting

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Reply to: pers-554065041@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-27, 9:45PM PSTHi y’all. So over the past two months, I have been squirting my J/O cum into a plastic milk gallon (jug), it is now FULL!! It sits in my fridge, and I take it out during my nightly sessions, add to the contents and then put it away.

It looks amazing now, and when I pop the lid off, the smell is STRONG.

Is there a woman (or a pair or more!) who would like to play with it?? When I was in Ohio I had a GF with a cum fetish, she was into this sort of thing.

My mind swims (pun intended) when I think of the babymaking potential in that jug (and I have a genius IQ).

Let me know. I’m serious about this! Hate to let all that gloopy sliminess go down the drain. It is the result of 60+ cummings I have enjoyed lately.

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PS: I have started getting mail from GUYS about this. NO, not interested at all. Play with your OWN cum! I am looking for a woman who gets turned on by looking at, handling and smelling sperm. They are out there (see my Ohio ref. above).

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Gangs of criminals are hiding dwarves in sports bags and smuggling them onto buses to steal luggage.

The tiny terrors are placed in the luggage hold where they are free to rummage through personal belongings.

Travellers in Sweden are now being advised not to leave valuables in their bags.

Among the bus companies to be hit is Swebus, which operates services across the country.

Here is an artist’s representation of what one of the midgets might look like.

Check out the full article here.

Here’s a totally random image I thought you might enjoy.

She really appears to be enjoying herself. Those crazy Japs.

Finally, a resource site designed specifically for people that want to cut off or chemically remove their genitals. I can’t wait for the personals section to launch! I’ve been waiting a long time for a way to hook up with other eunuchs.

Actually, no I haven’t. But that does make me wonder, if they both have no genitals, what do they do when they have sex? Just finger each other’s assholes?

Check out Eunuch.org here.

Be sure to check out their forum. That is probably the most disturbing part of the whole website. These people are out of their minds.

I might have to order one of these. You do have to pay shipping, but it is not that much. This site is giving away free wooden paddles you can use to spank your kids. He just asks that you don’t spank your kids out of anger with them. Just set an appointment with your kids so you will have a level head when it’s time for the beating.

Dad: “Is 6 PM OK for your ass paddling?”

Kid: “Sorry Dad, I’ve got a Pokemon tournament at 6…. can we move that up to 5 PM?”

Get your own child-beating stick at Spare-rods.com

As you can see from my site, I don’t post too often about regular old porn sites, I mostly stick to the freaky shit like midgets and shit-eaters, etc.

But I found one that is actually pretty impressive for you folks out there that just want to whack off. It’s called Real18Girls.

The key here is that they take submissions from people who want to send in photos of their girlfriends, etc., so these are all REAL 18 year old girls, not some professional porn stars that look like they’ve fucked giant, black, horse cocks all their life.

Check out a preview gallery here:

If you are looking for a quality porn site with pictures of real 18 year old girls, then REAL18GIRLS.com is the site for you.

I’m not sure who started this trend, or to be honest, what it even is. It appears to me that many young men in New Jersey think that by applying a liberal amount of that automatic tan-in-a-bottle lotion, it makes them look more appealing to the opposite sex. They also do something to their hair that involves lots of grease. Where I come from, they used to call people like this “Guidos”.

Here’s a pic in case you have no idea what I am talking about:

No, I swear they aren’t dressed up for Halloween as human pumpkins, they just think that looks cool.

Check out some of the worst offenders here.