Everyone knows who Goatse is already. If you don’t know him, you must have been living under a rock. If you need a refresher then please see one of my previous posts about him.

Anyway, I recently received some disturbing videos of Goatse in action, along with a complete photoshoot of him. You even get to see his face in the photos. What a sick fuck. His asshole is so loose he probably has to wear Depends. There is no way that thing holds any shit in there. It would just instantly fall out as soon as he got the urge to shit.

Please take a look at this guy’s face. If you happen to recognize him as one of your neighbours, you might want to consider moving.

Anyway, here are the Goatse videos and the photoshoot that shows his face. Enjoy!

Goatse Video #1

Goatse Video #2

Goatse Photos (with face shots)

Merry Christmas Eve, you sick fuckers!

The first part that baffled me about this video is that it is actually a woman. The second part is that I was unable to understand a single word “it” said. Imagine the poor court reporter trying to type down that thing’s testimony.

Court Reporter: “Would you please raise your right hand.” 

The Thing: “Aheba, hobo, heba, hoba, hee, ho. Mumble.”

Court Reporter:“What the fuck did you just say?”

Seriously, I think this thing might actually be the missing link. Watch the video below.

‘Werewolf boy’ - who snarls and bites - on the run from police after escaping Moscow clinic

Russian police are hunting a “werewolf boy” - who snarls and bites - after he escaped from a Moscow clinic just a day after being rescued from the wild.

Doctors expressed shock saying he was found living with a pack of wolves in a remote forest in the Kaluga region of central Russia.

“He’s clearly dangerous to other people,” said a police spokesman yesterday.

“He’s got typical wolf-like habits and behaviour.

“He has very strong and sharp teeth, which could really endanger someone if he bites.”

The boy looks about ten - but after tests conducted by Moscow medics, they believe he maybe much older.

For the rest of the article and pictures click here.

Behold the successor to 2girls1cup. I proudly give you:

GIRLTAP.COM

Enjoy!

I was bored tonight so I decided to build another website. This one’s dedicated to videos and news articles about people getting maced, pepper-sprayed and tasered.

Check out DontMaceMeBro.com now for some funny videos of people getting maced.

I guess some people get sick of trying to deal with their eating disorders and decide to embrace them instead. If you are one of those people, then I have the site for you!

Fading-Obsession.com has such useful articles as the proper way to purge, 57 reasons why it is better to be thin, and tips on how to keep your eating disorder a secret.

Check out Fading Obsession

You FAT BITCH!

I can’t believe anybody would be stupid enough to use any of these roads, but apparently they are.  OK, here we go:

#1: “Road of Death” - Bolivia

North Yungas Road is hands-down the most dangerous in the world for motorists. This one clearly endangers your life. It runs in the Bolivian Andes, 70 km from La Paz to Coroico, and plunges down almost 3,600 meters in an orgy of extremely narrow hairpin curves and 800-meter abyss near-misses. A fatal accident happens there every couple of weeks, 100-200 people perish there every year. In 1995 the Inter-American Development Bank named the La Paz-to-Coroico route “the world’s most dangerous road.”

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This guy had what he thought was a really nice tattoo on his leg of a big-titted bitch, but he decided he wanted to take it to the next level.

How, you ask? He decided to give his tattoo breast implants.

Check out the pictures of the tattoo and procedure here.

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada’s post office and police are trying to track down a “rogue elf” who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday.

The Ottawa Citizen said at least 10 nasty letters had been delivered to little girls and boys in Ottawa who wrote to Santa this year care of the North Pole, which has a special H0H 0H0 Canadian postal code. Return letters from Santa are in fact written by an 11,000-strong army of Canada Post employees and volunteers.

“We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there,” a Canada Post spokeswoman told the paper.

Canada Post’s popular “Write to Santa” program — which last year delivered more than a million letters to children in Canada and around the world — has been shut down in Ottawa until the offender is caught.

Check out the original article here.

Here’s my artist’s rendition of what the Bad Santa might actually look like.

This site showcases some of the strangest products to hit the market.

Here’s one of my faves:

If Hillary Clinton should succeed in her bid to move back into the Whitehouse, Republicans can at least find some comfort while cleaning toilets with their “First Cleaning Lady” toilet brush.

Check out the rest at strangenewproducts.com.