Do people still do this dance? Apparently so. I thought it went out of style around the same time Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo was released.

Anyway, I can’t tell if this site is serious or not, but it’s pretty funny even if it isn’t meant to be.

“Everyone’s on the dance floor. They all stop when they see you doing the robot. You’re the star. The whole room is cheering your name!”

Ya, I don’t think that is going to happen.

Learn how to do the robot at howtodotherobot.com

WHO THE HELL GETS TURNED ON BY THIS? Ok, so the ladies are pretty hot, but the chicken fucking pretty much ruins it for me. Click the pic to see the rest of the gallery.

Props to that guy though for being able to keep a hard-on after doing that, I guess. These crazy fuckers stick their dick in everything from a bowl of hot chili to a jar of gherkin dill pickles.

Check out more of this crazy shit at FoodBangers.

I can’t think of very many jobs that would be worse than walking around in one of those Disney costumes in 90 degree weather in Florida. Imagine how pissed off you would get if some little brat kicked you in the nuts while you were wearing that fucking suit.

Apparently that is what happened here, and Pluto decided he wasn’t going to take it anymore. This video includes the original video, as well as the Benny Hill Remix, which was a nice touch.

I only wish that Pluto would have caught that little fucker and shook the crap out of him. He would have been scarred for life.

Watch closely at the end to see how many women are snapping pictures of Pluto with their cellphone cameras, as if they were going to need pictures to identify him. Dumb bitches.

I’m sure you’ve all heard of enemas. It’s the process of injecting various fluids up your ass to cleanse your colon or for other medical reasons. Sometimes people do it before anal sex to make sure their partner’s dicks don’t get covered in fecal matter. Heck, I’m pretty sure they gave tubgirl an enema before she squirted that shit all over herself in the tub.

Anyway, you might not have heard about the latest enema craze, the coffee enema. Apparently some genius came up with the bright idea to inject coffee up your ass, and the practice has taken off like wildfire!

Now you can buy coffee made specifically for use in an enema. Check out S.A. Wilsons, the specialists in coffee enemas. I’ll take mine with 2 creams and 2 sugars.

What a great world we live in.