OK, I know it’s creepy as fuck, but I kinda found these two chicks (err, I mean 1 chick) kinda hot. Most of the conjoined twins you see look like they were hit with some sort of retardation, but these ones looks like they might be quite the lookers someday.

Ya, I know I am sick in the head.

Here’s some more info on them.

British teacher, Gillian Gibbons, has been sentenced to 15 days in a Sudanese jail for letting the children in her class pick a name for the class teddybear. The (muslim) students picked “Mohammed”. Apparently that did not sit well with some of their parents and it resulted in Miss Gibbons being arrested for insulting the name of Mohammed and the Islamic religion.

She could have faced 6 months in prison and public lashes, so the head of the school said that 15 days in jail and deportation was not a bad deal.

Now protests are going on in Sudan demanding that the teacher get the death penalty for naming the Teddy Bear. As stupid as these people are, you have to put some of the blame on the teacher for being careless enough to even associate with these scum. As the old saying goes, if you lie down with pigs, you are likely to wake up covered in shit. (or something like that)

Here’s a message for you fanatical muslims out there that think this woman should be killed:

MOHAMMED SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!

See the original article here.

Apparently the story on this guy is that he was wasted out of his mind on meth and decided to stab himself in the gut. Wait, it gets worse. After he stabbed himself he reached into his stomach and started pulling out his intestines. They had to handcuff him to keep him from pulling them all out.

Check out the pics here.

Yes, he did survive after this too.

Morale of this story is:

DON’T DO METH!!!