Now this is creepy. I am used to having some one from India handle my tech support calls if my piece of shit Linksys router won’t work, but I sure as hell don’t plan on having them give birth to my children. For some reason I would picture them coming out smelling like curry and talking like Apu.

ANAND, India – Every night in this quiet western Indian city, 15 pregnant women prepare for sleep in the spacious house they share, ascending the stairs in a procession of ballooned bellies, to bedrooms that become a landscape of soft hills.

A team of maids, cooks and doctors looks after the women, whose pregnancies would be unusual anywhere else but are common here. The young mothers of Anand, a place famous for its milk, are pregnant with the children of infertile couples from around the world.

The small clinic at Kaival Hospital matches infertile couples with local women, cares for the women during pregnancy and delivery, and counsels them afterward. Anand’s surrogate mothers, pioneers in the growing field of outsourced pregnancies, have given birth to roughly 40 babies.

Check out the rest of the article here.

A skin care company came up with a unique way of selling their products…they do a commercial where everyone in it is completely nude. I don’t think you’ll be seeing this one on TV anytime soon. Click the pic to see the video.

I don’t give a shit about their products, but I was hoping that hot blonde with the sexy voice was going to bust out into some hardcore pornography. Unfortunately that doesn’t happen, but you do get a good look at her box.

Check out Elave here, in case you are actually interested in their products. (Ya, right)

Apparently the big tsunamis that have been occurring lately have stirred up the ocean floor so much that some undiscovered species of fish have been washing up on shore.

Here’s one of them:

Kinda makes you wonder what other freaky shit is down there yet to be discovered. To see all these new freaky looking critters, please go here:

Tsunami New Species

This would have been great news if I was born about 20 years later. Unfortunately I will be dead by the time this shit happens so I’ll probably never be able to stick my willy in a robot woman.

Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows.

“My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots,” artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience.

Levy recently completed his Ph.D. work on the subject of human-robot relationships, covering many of the privileges and practices that generally come with marriage as well as outside of it.

At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, “but once you have a story like ‘I had sex with a robot, and it was great!’ appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I’d expect many people to jump on the bandwagon,” Levy said.

Check out the full article here.

I wish I would have seen these items before Christmas. This place sells simulations of body parts for use in medical training and simulation, but the potential is there for so much more fun. Check these out:

Breastmilk Hand Expression Trainer

Sultan Anal Sphincter Trainer

Check out the rest at GoLimbs.com.

OK, you don’t see something like this too often. I remember seeing a dude like this on Jerry Springer once. Pretty creepy stuff. From what I have heard, this wasn’t done through surgery, he was actually born this way.

WARNING: Don’t look at the video unless you want to see a man that has a pussy fucking another man.

Check out Buck’s site here.

Well, Christmas is finally over. You might be wondering what a guy who goes by the name Evil Dick buys everyone for Christmas. Wonder no more!

I bought all my friends and relatives edible anuses! Neat little chocolates formed in the shape of a sweaty, dirty anal ring.

Check them out at edibleanus.com.

Recently a Guangdong Factory Owner from Taiwan was discovered partaking in an appalling new trend; eating babies. For 4000 yuan a person can order 7-month-old baby stewed for 8 hours with Chinese herbs. This dish is thought to boost the “yang” (as in yin and yang).

The restaurant in Foshan, (Guangdong Province, Southern China) code names the dish “ribs”. The chef collects girl babies from the surrounding poor villagers; sometimes an aborted foetus, sometimes a still born, sometimes the unwanted (and unlawful) second baby. The restaurant pays depending on the size of the baby. Sometimes they would pay a full-term mother 2000 Yuan for her live baby. Only fresh babies are used, no frozen babies.

See the original article here.

MMMM, MMMM, GOOD!

Now this would be a bad ass place to visit. We have African Lion Safari around here, but that is nothing like this. They actually send live animals out in this place for the tigers to attack and eat for all the visitors to see. Instead of feeding them hunks of raw meat like they do in zoos around here, they give them a chance to kill their prey, just like they do in the wild.

Check out the video here.

Of course everyone is saying this is animal cruelty, but I call bullshit on that. If you think otherwise feel free to leave your comments below.

If you’re still looking for a last minute gift for a guy on Christmas and you don’t want to get stuck buying them a bag of beef jerky from the variety store, then consider getting them a Virtual Girl for their computer. It’s basically a little stripper girl that walks around your computer screen and strips for you. It’s actually pretty cool. You even get to choose from a whole list of girls so you can pick one that really turns your crank.

They also just released a new improved HD version, that is much more high resolution and looks amazing. Uou can see from this mocked up screen grab that they take up a good portion of your screen even if you’re running in ultra high widescreen resolution.

Check out VirtualGirlHD.